Quicker installation if you don’t read the instructions.

Quicker installation if you don’t read the instructions.

posted on 29 Jun 2020 in Chinglish, Instructions

Problem is you didn’t do to anti…

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Mosquito net imported from China. 

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algernon
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algernon

So how do you use it

algernon
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algernon

I’m not sure about the Mongolian

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Installation steps or dance steps?

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Droll not Troll

Hey, I don’t need it for anti, I need it for mosquiti!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Get 3 seconds, and then the four of you can start punching the f*** out of those mosquitos!

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Droll not Troll

#3 sounds like something I’d like to have done to my shoulong.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

F-this. I’m getting the DDT spray.

Marum
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Marum

Ah! Geometry is much clearer now.

Marum
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Marum

Three seconds to get….What?

Marum
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Marum

This seems to be a devil of an amount of trouble, to kill a mossie.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

I need a PhD in Math to install this thing.

Marum
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Marum

I know what a “long round” is.
Hector Thompson invited me to do a round with him, at the Gabba PYC., in the 70s. That was a Loooong round. Longest three minutes of my life.

He then invited me for a second round, which I sensibly declined. I was 210lbs and he was around 140 I think. I have never been hit so hard in my life, and he wasn’t even trying.

A really long round indeed.

Marum
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Marum

The Mongolian mosquito murderer,
Crushes the canny Culcidae,
As he dongs the deadly Diptera,
And assassinates the arch Athropoda,
With a natty nomad’s net.

Classic Steve
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Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra?

Marum
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@Classic Steve.
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