Quicker installation if you don’t read the instructions.

Quicker installation if you don’t read the instructions.

posted on 29 Jun 2020 in Chinglish, Instructions

Problem is you didn’t do to anti…

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Mosquito net imported from China. 

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algernon
algernon
1 year ago

So how do you use it

algernon
algernon
1 year ago

I’m not sure about the Mongolian

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Installation steps or dance steps?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Hey, I don’t need it for anti, I need it for mosquiti!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Get 3 seconds, and then the four of you can start punching the f*** out of those mosquitos!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

#3 sounds like something I’d like to have done to my shoulong.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

F-this. I’m getting the DDT spray.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Ah! Geometry is much clearer now.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Three seconds to get….What?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

This seems to be a devil of an amount of trouble, to kill a mossie.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
1 year ago

I need a PhD in Math to install this thing.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

I know what a “long round” is.
Hector Thompson invited me to do a round with him, at the Gabba PYC., in the 70s. That was a Loooong round. Longest three minutes of my life.

He then invited me for a second round, which I sensibly declined. I was 210lbs and he was around 140 I think. I have never been hit so hard in my life, and he wasn’t even trying.

A really long round indeed.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

The Mongolian mosquito murderer,
Crushes the canny Culcidae,
As he dongs the deadly Diptera,
And assassinates the arch Athropoda,
With a natty nomad’s net.

Classic Steve
1 year ago

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@Classic Steve.
More like:
Shaka when the walls fell.

Solodude
Solodude
1 year ago

Instruction writer has picked bad week to start sniffing glue.

Randy
Randy
10 months ago

Me when i try to describe that ritual to my friends during D&D

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