Explains the low birth rate.
Photo courtesy of Rose Lane.
Spotted in China.
Cajones you say
Braised or bruised?
The cook can be a little testy at times.
The pawnbroker in your town needs a new sign?
Ow My Hometown!
Must be from Nutley New Jersey.
That’s my favorite Bruce Springsteen song.
I ate there once and had a ball!
At least they would be able to sing those wonderfully florid women’s parts, from some of the medieval operas, which the Castrati used to perform.
The young men of today, just don’t seem to be cut out for the job.
Served at Debutante’s Balls.
Hey, at least they’re braising actual food now.
A Kindly pawnbroker named Just,
Found his three golden balls rimmed with rust,
He just couldn’t bear,
To use sandpaper there,
So he sprayed them with some light Talcum dust.
Warning: May contain nuts.
Don’t be fooled by the term “Rocky Mountain oysters.” You’re eating local.