Where’d you lern?

In the Blitish Aisles.

Close enough is good enough.

If you can read this, thank a teacher.
If you are here to read this, thank a heterosexual.

Grate at Engrish though

We’re happy for U, as long as U rite Engrish.

A throat lozenge may help improve your accent.

You get a C for that effort. Oh, wait, you already have one!

Needs a little tweacking

I’m not paying you to speack. I’m paying you to go away.

Making Britain grate again.

@DnT. “A throat lozenge may help” Admittedly I am half-full of Scotch. I have a sore throat, and I am treating it with hot water ans Scotch Whisky – taken internally.
Anyway I initially read it as “throat music”. I thought you were advocating studies in Mongolian Hoonay music.

Actually the cure is: Hot water, Honey, Scotch Whisky. I am out of honey, so I doubled the whisky, just to be safe.

At skul they taught ya English,
Eaven if yer were a Jap,
The teacher was from ESL,
An he reely wus quite crap.

Revised virgin:
In Japan they teech yuh Engrish,
Justa keep yer perants happy,
The teecher wus frum ESL,
And he reely wus queit crappy.

Just because they speak it doesn’t mean they spell it.

To be fair, it doesn’t say that they spael English.