Where’d you lern?

Where’d you lern?

posted on 22 Jun 2020 in Signs

May I speack with your teatcher?

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Spotted in Japan. 

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Marum
Marum
2 months ago

In the Blitish Aisles.

algernon
algernon
2 months ago

Close enough is good enough.

Marum
Marum
2 months ago

If you can read this, thank a teacher.
If you are here to read this, thank a heterosexual.

algernon
algernon
2 months ago

Grate at Engrish though

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 months ago

We’re happy for U, as long as U rite Engrish.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 months ago

A throat lozenge may help improve your accent.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 months ago

You get a C for that effort. Oh, wait, you already have one!

coffeebot
2 months ago

Needs a little tweacking

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 months ago

I’m not paying you to speack. I’m paying you to go away.

Marum
Marum
2 months ago

Making Britain grate again.

Marum
Marum
2 months ago

@DnT. “A throat lozenge may help” Admittedly I am half-full of Scotch. I have a sore throat, and I am treating it with hot water ans Scotch Whisky – taken internally.
Anyway I initially read it as “throat music”. I thought you were advocating studies in Mongolian Hoonay music.

Marum
Marum
2 months ago

Actually the cure is: Hot water, Honey, Scotch Whisky. I am out of honey, so I doubled the whisky, just to be safe.

Marum
Marum
2 months ago

At skul they taught ya English,
Eaven if yer were a Jap,
The teacher was from ESL,
An he reely wus quite crap.

Marum
Marum
2 months ago

Revised virgin:
In Japan they teech yuh Engrish,
Justa keep yer perants happy,
The teecher wus frum ESL,
And he reely wus queit crappy.

Classic Steve
2 months ago

Just because they speak it doesn’t mean they spell it.

Mortimer Cockinpants
Mortimer Cockinpants
2 months ago

To be fair, it doesn’t say that they spael English.

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