I may have to brush twice.

I may have to brush twice.

posted on 16 Jul 2020 in Toiletries

If your brushing ain’t got no rhythm…

Photo courtesy of Myles Davis.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

Brush your teeth to a waltz rhythm and get it done in 3/4 of the time.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

Fake tooth paste, folks. Chocolate mousse out front shoulda told ya.

algernon
algernon
3 months ago

Minty taste?

algernon
algernon
3 months ago

But does it clean teeth

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 months ago

I know a gal named Sandy that swears by that brand.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

Very fillings.

DrLex
DrLex
3 months ago

This toothpaste takes the cake.

Crow
Crow
3 months ago

Life is uncertain…brush first.

Sharon
Sharon
3 months ago

Am I brushing my teeth with icing, or putting toothpaste on my cake?

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

Using the rhythm method or (Vatican roulette) will not prevent pregnancy.

1.2 billion Roman Catholics of whom 40% live in Latin America, can attest to that.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

@Marum: Getting personal lube and toothpaste confused would probably have an effect, though. OUCH!

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

@DnT. If it is an abrasive toothpaste, it would remind me of the old company:

Hancock and Gore.

Gregg Richards
Gregg Richards
3 months ago

I can see that being an obscure 80’s album cover…

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