If your brushing ain’t got no rhythm…
Photo courtesy of Myles Davis.
Brush your teeth to a waltz rhythm and get it done in 3/4 of the time.
Fake tooth paste, folks. Chocolate mousse out front shoulda told ya.
But does it clean teeth
I know a gal named Sandy that swears by that brand.
This toothpaste takes the cake.
Using the rhythm method or (Vatican roulette) will not prevent pregnancy.
1.2 billion Roman Catholics of whom 40% live in Latin America, can attest to that.
@Marum: Getting personal lube and toothpaste confused would probably have an effect, though. OUCH!
@DnT. If it is an abrasive toothpaste, it would remind me of the old company:
Hancock and Gore.