I’ll just use Kleenex…

I’ll just use Kleenex…

posted on 10 Jul 2020 in Chinglish, Containers

Photo courtesy of Stephanie Nicol.
Found in Cleveland, imported from China. 

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algernon
algernon
3 months ago

Blows in technocolor

algernon
algernon
3 months ago

comes in a bottle

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

Hey, ladies; know any men who blow hot and cold?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

All those sizes! Even 350mls would be one helluva weekend!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

“High vacuum”…. well, that explains it. 😈

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 months ago

Also known as don lemonade.

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

Aa the girl from the Sperm Bank said. “Thank you sir, please come again.”

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

18/8 stainless steel cokware, can’t be hardened by heating and cooling.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

@Marum: It isn’t the steel that needs to be hardened. 😉

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

BTW. 18/8 Stainless steel is basically: 18% Cr; 8% Ni, 0.8% C; 50% Fe. It is often called 304 grade. If it is really cheap it is probably not. A magnet will not stick to it. If a magnet does, it probably has no nickel, Probably 430 grade – possibly. Also beware of cookware of unknown provenance. The Chinese cheap stuff often has lead added, to make it more workable/machineable. ie. softer. If it sounds too good to be true. It usually is….Marum.(The mad engineer – yup i did six months Blacksmithing in my original trade – loved it and… Read more »

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

Turkey baster sold separately.

Crow
Crow
3 months ago

I bought one for Willie.

Bill Sornson
Bill Sornson
3 months ago

Fatal design flaw for commercial (“cumercial”?) use.

Eggrish
Eggrish
3 months ago

For milking the bulls.

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

BTW.For they whom the assumption is, that I am implacably anti-Chinese, you are totally incorrect.

The Chinese manufacture to specification.
If I specify Cr 18; Ni 10; Si 0.15: C 0.8 and so on, by percentage. That is what I will get, and that is what I will pay for. And I will bloody well test it to make sure. There also will be a tolerance figure too. eg. + – 0.5%

If however, I order by minimum price, that too, is what I will get.

timmy
timmy
3 months ago

That’s gonna be hard to fill.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

Adding Latin to Engrish is like adding rose petals to horse manure.

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

@DnT That is like the two homosexual blokes who went to an Egyptology exhibition.They were standing next to the sign which said sarcophagi, taking selfies.

DrLex
DrLex
3 months ago

2500ml! That’s quite ambitious.

Grahame
Grahame
3 months ago

High Vaccum, too!

Tim
Tim
3 months ago

I hate to throw cold water (heh) on the discussion, but bottle-cum-flask is a proper usage. In this case “cum” means “and.” Derived from “cumulative.”

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