Now I’m hungry.

Now I’m hungry.

posted on 22 Jul 2020 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Joseph T.
Found in Beijing restaurant.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

Ladies should be grateful for whatever breasts Gourd gives them.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

I like nibbling on cucumbers.

algernon
algernon
6 months ago

I thought they were fun bags

algernon
algernon
6 months ago

Not ti ties

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

Boobies are fine
Fruit of the vine
When you gonna let me get sober…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

Areolae?
(See what I did thar? Dictionary pronunciation, check it out.) 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

They have cum in the middle?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 months ago

So where are the cantaloupes?

Chris
Chris
6 months ago

Nice cucumbers!

Classic Steve
6 months ago

Funny, I’d sooner have thought of another private part for that.

Classic Steve
6 months ago

Now to scare a cat with a small breast.

Lynn
Lynn
6 months ago

Does that mean small breasts are better than men?

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

They may not be melons.
But cucumbers?

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

On reflection, I would say like half oranges.

Small, firm, sweet, and utterly delicious.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

A breast in the hand is worth two in a shirt, and that’sa for aureole.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
5 months ago

Another case of wrong spacing of Chinese characters.

Translator:
小 = small
乳 = breast
黄瓜 = cucumber

What is possibly actually meant:

小 = small
乳黄 = pale yellow
瓜 = melon

Davey8
Davey8
5 months ago

Small cucumber melons?

Cleo
Cleo
3 months ago

I thought they were more like tiny tomatoes.

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