Photo courtesy of Andy Tarnoff.
its a watch band why does it need features
If the watch band is so smart, you should have made it write its own description.
Pay no attention to that micro-transmitter. It’s just there for your “safety”.
I tried to keep my life from contracting, but dammit, my watch band has made me become soft.
A leather strap may make you become soft. However it has the opposite effect on me.
I can’t fit this strap on my watch because the end is too high.
A pure steel buckle, will be prone to lust, especially in wet weather.
We’re Sergeant Pepper’s High-end Smart Watch Band, we hope you have contracted your life!
If you become soft, try a strap-on.
I’ll take the black and blue leather strap and become the submissive.