Remain docile to the leather strap

Remain docile to the leather strap

posted on 1 Jul 2020 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Andy Tarnoff.

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algernon
algernon
6 months ago

Very descriptive

algernon
algernon
6 months ago

its a watch band why does it need features

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

If the watch band is so smart, you should have made it write its own description.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 months ago

Pay no attention to that micro-transmitter. It’s just there for your “safety”.

UCity
UCity
6 months ago

I tried to keep my life from contracting, but dammit, my watch band has made me become soft.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

A leather strap may make you become soft. However it has the opposite effect on me.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

I can’t fit this strap on my watch because the end is too high.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

A pure steel buckle, will be prone to lust, especially in wet weather.

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
6 months ago

We’re Sergeant Pepper’s High-end Smart Watch Band, we hope you have contracted your life!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

If you become soft, try a strap-on.

HiidariMak
HiidariMak
6 months ago

This watch band is always slowly dying like yourself, and you will be submissive to it.

Eggrish
Eggrish
6 months ago

I’ll take the black and blue leather strap and become the submissive.

boatboy_srq
boatboy_srq
6 months ago

Notice the first two color selections are black and blue.

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