Smoking Walk is the only time I get exercise…

Smoking Walk is the only time I get exercise…

posted on 15 Jul 2020 in Signs

Can I homeless?

Photo courtesy of Doris Karloff. 
Found in Japan. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

Don’t you just hate it when you drunk and disorderly all over your shoes?

algernon
algernon
11 months ago

This place is not very funner

algernon
algernon
11 months ago

There’s a place for one more

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

Is it OK to molest ‘im?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

NO SMALKING.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

@algernon: Problem is, the next one says DO NOT POST MORE THAN 8 SIGNS.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

In no. 8, it looks like they meant DO NOT FRUG.

For the youngsters, the Frug is a dance from the 1960s.

/Get off my lawn.

DrLex
DrLex
11 months ago

Smoking while standing still is obviously OK. Unless you’re THE GANGSTER inside a shop of course.

DrLex
DrLex
11 months ago

Looks like it is only prohibited to molester furries with bunny ears.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 months ago

What a relief. I just came here to run with scissors.

boydusmaczoidus II
boydusmaczoidus II
11 months ago

DO NOT READ

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

SO! It is OK to come in and kill people then?

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

One should not smoke and text, while walking.

If you walk into a post, you may burn your lips.

Conventi
Conventi
11 months ago

Good to see that in Japan Gangsters still look like 1930s Chicago mobsters.

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

As for the second sign from the left, top row.

I would have thought that the decent thing to do, would be indulge in a little foreplay, before buggering Skippy. What would Sonny say?

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

I am glad to know he was merely picking a pocket.

I thought he was doing something else….Altogether.

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

@Dr Lex. The black Fedora is the giveaway. I had an Italian friend who used to dress that way, if he was going out somewhere where a suit was necessary. He looked every inch the Mafiosi Tutti. They probably thought I was the Soldato, when we went somewhere together. For in those days when I was training exceptionally hard, I had so much muscle bulk I had to get my suits specially tailored. (Geez! did he pull the chicks. I was happy to get the ones he rejected. They were normally better then the ones I could get by my… Read more »

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 months ago

Hey, as long as I don’t have to wear this stupid mask.

Chris
Chris
11 months ago

Jesus, what is this-Russia?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

Why would a gangster come here? Always a chance of finding cops at a do not shop.

Pete
Pete
11 months ago

If I had a dollar for every time I saw drunk and disorderly just like the image on the sign during my three years living in Japan, I’d be a frickin’ MILLIONAIRE!

UCity
UCity
11 months ago

I do not battle, I ass kick.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 months ago

Why not just say ” Do not Enter!”

Light Code
Light Code
10 months ago

Do not battle.
*Angry Yu-Gi-Oh noises*

Gregg Richards
Gregg Richards
10 months ago

And here I had a whole day planned out!

Sam
Sam
10 months ago

Do not battle, light fisticuffs only

KWG08-C
KWG08-C
10 months ago

“Do not molester”
Okay then.

Vague Larry
Vague Larry
10 months ago

Do you really think a sign is going to keep The Gangster out?

WangChung
WangChung
9 months ago

Thank you for smorking!

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