Smoking Walk is the only time I get exercise…

Smoking Walk is the only time I get exercise…

posted on 15 Jul 2020 in Signs

Can I homeless?

Photo courtesy of Doris Karloff. 
Found in Japan. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Don’t you just hate it when you drunk and disorderly all over your shoes?

algernon
algernon
1 year ago

This place is not very funner

algernon
algernon
1 year ago

There’s a place for one more

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Is it OK to molest ‘im?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

NO SMALKING.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@algernon: Problem is, the next one says DO NOT POST MORE THAN 8 SIGNS.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

In no. 8, it looks like they meant DO NOT FRUG.

For the youngsters, the Frug is a dance from the 1960s.

/Get off my lawn.

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

Smoking while standing still is obviously OK. Unless you’re THE GANGSTER inside a shop of course.

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

Looks like it is only prohibited to molester furries with bunny ears.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

What a relief. I just came here to run with scissors.

boydusmaczoidus II
boydusmaczoidus II
1 year ago

DO NOT READ

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

SO! It is OK to come in and kill people then?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

One should not smoke and text, while walking.

If you walk into a post, you may burn your lips.

Conventi
Conventi
1 year ago

Good to see that in Japan Gangsters still look like 1930s Chicago mobsters.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

As for the second sign from the left, top row.

I would have thought that the decent thing to do, would be indulge in a little foreplay, before buggering Skippy. What would Sonny say?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

I am glad to know he was merely picking a pocket.

I thought he was doing something else….Altogether.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@Dr Lex. The black Fedora is the giveaway. I had an Italian friend who used to dress that way, if he was going out somewhere where a suit was necessary. He looked every inch the Mafiosi Tutti. They probably thought I was the Soldato, when we went somewhere together. For in those days when I was training exceptionally hard, I had so much muscle bulk I had to get my suits specially tailored. (Geez! did he pull the chicks. I was happy to get the ones he rejected. They were normally better then the ones I could get by my… Read more »

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

Hey, as long as I don’t have to wear this stupid mask.

Chris
Chris
1 year ago

Jesus, what is this-Russia?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Why would a gangster come here? Always a chance of finding cops at a do not shop.

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

If I had a dollar for every time I saw drunk and disorderly just like the image on the sign during my three years living in Japan, I’d be a frickin’ MILLIONAIRE!

UCity
UCity
1 year ago

I do not battle, I ass kick.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
1 year ago

Why not just say ” Do not Enter!”

Light Code
Light Code
1 year ago

Do not battle.
*Angry Yu-Gi-Oh noises*

Gregg Richards
Gregg Richards
1 year ago

And here I had a whole day planned out!

Sam
Sam
1 year ago

Do not battle, light fisticuffs only

KWG08-C
KWG08-C
1 year ago

“Do not molester”
Okay then.

Vague Larry
Vague Larry
1 year ago

Do you really think a sign is going to keep The Gangster out?

WangChung
WangChung
1 year ago

Thank you for smorking!

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