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Photo courtesy of K.H.
The sakteo bard– is that like a Vogon poet?
Oh, so this is actually a HOSE.
Scatbord has no wheels
Don’t forget your eblow pads and hemlet.
I prefer rlloer sakitng
Maybe they meant Sake-to-bard. The more you pour in, the funnier the songs.
The footwear for eating Sakato in.
If you don’t they will think you are crackers.
EDIT: Sakata (Rice crackers)
@DnT. HEMLET: Alas poor Skateboard I knew it well. A device of infinite instability, and profuse contusions.
I think this Bard had too much sake.