Picnics got dark…

Picnics got dark…

posted on 12 Aug 2020 in Signs

That grass don’t replant itself but you can always have another kid.

Photo courtesy of Doris K.
Found in USA. 

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algernon
algernon
1 year ago

Why eat children when dogs are available.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Obligatory:
“I like children, but I couldn’t eat a whole one”.

algernon
algernon
1 year ago

COVID makes life difficult nowadays

Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
1 year ago

I think this is more an example of “don’t dead open inside” than Engrish.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

That’s why they are called MUNCHkins.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Ignore this sign; it’s just another wild story form QAnon.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Wait: When you said you were “having a baby”, I thought….

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

The gingerbread houses are amazing here.

Robert
Robert
1 year ago

Be considerate. Dogs begging for toddler morsels and leaving half-chewed fingers and toes all over the picnic area can be off-putting.

markm
markm
1 year ago

Ah, the hazards of run-on sentences!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Why should I leash my dog? She can help clean up after the child eaters.

Chris
Chris
1 year ago

Hey-when that kid said “eat me,’ he didn’t mean “eat me!”

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

During CoVID 19 lockdowm, it sure beats going to the shops.

Sharon
Sharon
1 year ago

Let’s eat kids. (Anyone see a comma anywhere around here?)

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

And they try to tell you that punctuation is not important.

Classic Steve
1 year ago

“Them” being the children or the eaters?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

The children often need sugar added, because they tend to get a bit sour when they realise that they are the main course.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

“Children! They’re absolutely delightful, provided they’re properly boiled first.” (W.C. Fields.)

Akira
Akira
1 year ago

I’m a Japanese living in Japan, and usually undestand what Japanese people originally wanted to say in their funny Engrish signs. But this Engrish is beyond my imagination (>_<).

markm
markm
1 year ago

Akira: This sign is an all-American mess rather than Engrish. They wanted to say “People are eating in this area” and “Children in this area” and thought they could combine these and save a line – and never thought how that combination could be read as one sentence.

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