Picnics got dark…

Picnics got dark…

posted on 12 Aug 2020 in Signs

That grass don’t replant itself but you can always have another kid.

Photo courtesy of Doris K.
Found in USA. 

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algernon
algernon
1 month ago

Why eat children when dogs are available.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

Obligatory:
“I like children, but I couldn’t eat a whole one”.

algernon
algernon
1 month ago

COVID makes life difficult nowadays

Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
1 month ago

I think this is more an example of “don’t dead open inside” than Engrish.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

That’s why they are called MUNCHkins.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

Ignore this sign; it’s just another wild story form QAnon.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

Wait: When you said you were “having a baby”, I thought….

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 month ago

The gingerbread houses are amazing here.

Robert
Robert
1 month ago

Be considerate. Dogs begging for toddler morsels and leaving half-chewed fingers and toes all over the picnic area can be off-putting.

markm
markm
1 month ago

Ah, the hazards of run-on sentences!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

Why should I leash my dog? She can help clean up after the child eaters.

Chris
Chris
1 month ago

Hey-when that kid said “eat me,’ he didn’t mean “eat me!”

Marum
Marum
1 month ago

During CoVID 19 lockdowm, it sure beats going to the shops.

Sharon
Sharon
1 month ago

Let’s eat kids. (Anyone see a comma anywhere around here?)

Marum
Marum
1 month ago

And they try to tell you that punctuation is not important.

Classic Steve
1 month ago

“Them” being the children or the eaters?

Marum
Marum
1 month ago

The children often need sugar added, because they tend to get a bit sour when they realise that they are the main course.

Marum
Marum
1 month ago

“Children! They’re absolutely delightful, provided they’re properly boiled first.” (W.C. Fields.)

Akira
Akira
1 month ago

I’m a Japanese living in Japan, and usually undestand what Japanese people originally wanted to say in their funny Engrish signs. But this Engrish is beyond my imagination (>_<).

markm
markm
1 month ago

Akira: This sign is an all-American mess rather than Engrish. They wanted to say “People are eating in this area” and “Children in this area” and thought they could combine these and save a line – and never thought how that combination could be read as one sentence.

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