What did I tell you about scientific names?

What did I tell you about scientific names?

posted on 30 Aug 2020 in Chinglish, Menus

Somebody passed biology…

Photo courtesy of Rachel Friedman.

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Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
27 days ago

Ah, steamed bums. An old Skinner family recipe!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
27 days ago

This menu is so bad – et really zuccs!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
27 days ago

30 minutes later, you’ll be hungry for more education.

UCity
UCity
27 days ago

-What’s on the menu?
-You know, the usual stuff; wontons, dumplings, soup, etzuccetera.

Conventi
Conventi
27 days ago

Mmh, Zanthoxylum schinifolium etzucc sauce, just like my mother made it.

Marum
Marum
27 days ago

Bugger the Sichuan Pepper.

I’ll have hot English Mustard with my wontons and dumplings.

Marum
Marum
27 days ago

This sauce will make you into a handyman.
eg….If you get some Sichuan pepper sauce on your esteamed bum, you’ll make bolt for the bathroom.

Marum
Marum
27 days ago

Sichuan Pepper Sauce Recipe

pepper-sauce
17/8/2020 · garlic, red chili peppers, pepper, tomatoes, cumin seeds, dried oregano and 2 more Homemade Hot Pepper Sauce smoked paprika, lime juice, garlic, white vinegar, peppers, bay leaf and 1 more Black Pepper Sauce.

I warned you. In English it’s called The Ring of Fire.

Marum
Marum
27 days ago

@DnT….
Quote: 30 minutes later, you’ll be hungry for more education.
Advice: 30 minutes later you will be a lot wiser.

Last edited 27 days ago by Marum
algernon
algernon
27 days ago

And how would you like your bum served.

algernon
algernon
27 days ago

Anything like barbeque

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
27 days ago

One steamed bun is kind of a half-assed meal.

Marum
Marum
26 days ago

@UCity.

Watson! The menu.

Elementary, my dear Holmes. Noodles and dumplings.

Last edited 26 days ago by Marum
alexmagnus
alexmagnus
26 days ago

Somebody did NOT pass biology, as seen by the “etzucc” (coming from the people who gave the Sichuan pepper its scientific name, Siebold & Zuccarini)

Eggrish
Eggrish
26 days ago

Umm waiter, may I have some more sodium-chlorided margarita please?

Tom41
Tom41
26 days ago

I’d be more concerned about the pot stickers, but that’s just me…

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