Best Room Service Menu Ever

Best Room Service Menu Ever

posted on 21 Sep 2020 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Chris Hopkins.
Found at Tianzhong Hotel in Dengfeng, China.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

Now, now, just because a turnip is a “root” vegetable….

algernon
algernon
1 month ago

Rooting for turnips

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

I’d pay extra to see the Emperor pump his custard into that turnip!

algernon
algernon
1 month ago

sounds like a daily press conference for PM Scott Morrison

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

Living merely to explode is such a waist.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

Top soup hour vegetable… seasoned with time.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

You wouldn’t like that four treasure melon pre-custard.

Last edited 1 month ago by Droll not Troll
Iambush
1 month ago

Sorry, I’m only into beets.

UCity
UCity
1 month ago

The preferential price is 128 or 168 yuan, but if 20 is all you’ve got, well alright.

Classic Steve
1 month ago

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

Marum
Marum
1 month ago

I would have merely said. “Hold the turnips.”

Marum
Marum
1 month ago

@Classic Steve. Would you like to form an Earth/Tamarian alliance, to defeat the Kzinti?

Marum
Marum
1 month ago

It has been known to use a carrot, or even a turnip for that function.

But never the other way round.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

If you don’t like turnips, maybe the jean germ fish will give you an organism.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

It puts the lotion on the turnip, or else it gets the exploding green root again.

coffeebot
coffeebot
1 month ago

I’ve had my utmost tried by better…

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