Don’t even think!

Don’t even think!

posted on 28 Sep 2020 in Signs

I swear there’s a towel…

Photo courtesy of S.C.
Spotted in Japan.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

If you japan hot springs, all that varnish will make them sticky.

algernon
algernon
11 months ago

But is it COVID safe?

algernon
algernon
11 months ago

No place to pee

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

Photo just keeps on giving.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

The only reason I do not enter drink is that the can is too small.

Eggrish
Eggrish
11 months ago

Do not dive into drink can, there may not be liquid at the bottom.

Eggrish
Eggrish
11 months ago

Little big ear guy say: idea the swim do not, swim the swim do.

UCity
UCity
11 months ago

Hey! I said don’t idea the swim! I saw that thought bubble of yours!

Conventi
Conventi
11 months ago

Photo does not take, Yoda says.

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

Wash before you enter hot spring, and for modesty sake, hold towel in front as you enter and leave hot spring, but dip not towel in water. If this sound difficult, it even harder for Gaijin. Water hot enough to burn nits off. Temptation to throw towel to the HELL, grab nuts, and scream loudly.

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

So ugly hairy western man, break rule one and five instantly. As for the camera. Jeez! You would want one filled with nitrogen gas, like binoculars often are, otherwise the steam will corrode the gizmos.

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

Edit: nits = nuts. Although water hot enough to kill nits too.

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
11 months ago

Do not try and bend the towel. That’s impossible. Instead… only try to realize the truth…

Pete
Pete
11 months ago

Slapping my forehead for the umpteenth time at how frickin’ CHEEP Japanese management is. This was prepared by a NATIONAL level industry association. Onsen (hot spring resorts) are such a huge part of Japan’s tourist industry, and with all the insanely huge number of gaijin living & working there with deep fluency in both Japanese and English, it would have cost them practically nothing to just hire someone to edit the damned thing and SAVE FACE!

Ok sorry…heading off to take my meds now.

PS: Marum’s absolutely right about how hot the water is!

combat_rock
combat_rock
11 months ago

If you accidentally swallow some of the water, have you technically entered the drink?

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 months ago

Do not the excessive rule. Please considerate.

daisuke
daisuke
10 months ago

Please throw at intervals

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