I need a drink…

How far to the car for a jar on par.

War its in the same language

If you are being carried out slowly, you have drunk WAY too much alcohol!

Never mind the space and bar; this one needs the Command and Z.

If it eats drinking alcohol, I can’t wait to see what it does with rubbing alcohol!

I’ll have a veer.

Your argument is invalid.

That’s alright Tojo. Even I can’t speak English proper, when I’m that “relaxed”.

BTW. Don’t mention the VAR. (You lost it hahahoho)

EVERYTHING; goes better with Shiraz.

If you can’t bar drinking – Bankok.

It’s tough to relax when you’re at var, especially if you’re on the verge of being captured standard.

Q: Did you hear about the bloke who drank a litre of var-nish.

A: He died – but he had a beautiful finish.

Var. Var never changes.

@coffeebot: I’m sure they will swerve you.

No, it is not infinite space. That’s the booze talking.

To boldly go into infinite space – VAR TREK!

var BAR = FUBAR; // or FIZZBUZZ if you prefer that drink

IT eats drinking alcohol, or IT gets the hose again!

Who are we kidding, this is a bar.