Absorbent. Stimulating. Commanding.

At last, a sponge with attitude

For rubbing with

That’s a nice body shampoo. Be a shame if something happened to it.

Are you trying to body shampoo shame me?

Or ve haf vays of lathering you.

Don’t soft-soap me, Tojo

Or else I club you with this loofah!

Or ELSE.

Almost feel bad about the time I used bar soap.

Almost.

I can’t haz lotion?

…or else we turn YOU into shampoo, meine schatzie. Achtung!!!!

This sponge will not be happy when it learns it’s disposable.

Do as we say or you will be in REALpoo!

If we find out you’ve used this sponge with hair shampoo, you’re a dead man.