Hair so good you’ll be saying WTF!

Hair so good you’ll be saying WTF!

posted on 3 Nov 2020 in Adult Engrish, Chinglish

Swearing at the water DOES help…

Photo courtesy of Joni Cham.
Hair treatment package from China.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

Obviously about washing pubic hair!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

Operation method – for having a great Saturday night!

algernon
algernon
6 months ago

What goes bonk

algernon
algernon
6 months ago

A Brazilian might help

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

They wanted to give the hair luster, but it turned into a cluster-

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

Ask yourself – Is that really the kind of stuff I want to get in my hair?

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
6 months ago

Even knowing that the word shown as “fuck” here actually means “dry” (the famous 干 character), I still can’t make any sense of these instructions 😀

Last edited 6 months ago by alexmagnus
UCity
UCity
6 months ago

You had me at “operation method”.

UCity
UCity
6 months ago

Well, I guess I’ll just have to buy this product and put it the fuck in my shower.

Classic Steve
6 months ago

“Blowing,” you say….

Chris
Chris
6 months ago

I think the Chinese word for “heat” can be mistranslated to “f*ck.”

DrLex
DrLex
6 months ago

@Chris: it’s actually ‘dry’ (干). I also have seen a supermarket sign for “f*ck vegetables.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

@DrLex: by the carrots and zucchinis, right? 😛

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

I really don’t believe I can add anything to this.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

I know the Cantonese word for “dry” can literally be interpreted as f–k.

Thus one is regaled with a sign on a warehouse, which says “F–K GOODS” instead of Dry Goods.

James
James
6 months ago

“Blowing to fuck” is an idiom of the quality of “flattering to deceive”.

Pete
Pete
6 months ago

I’ve heard of doing it in the shower but this is ridiculous!
-Hat tip to Groucho Marx

Nokano
Nokano
5 months ago

… even to stop to draw? I’m busy trying to empress here.

Last edited 5 months ago by Nokano
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