Hair so good you’ll be saying WTF!

Hair so good you’ll be saying WTF!

posted on 3 Nov 2020 in Adult Engrish, Chinglish

Swearing at the water DOES help…

Photo courtesy of Joni Cham.
Hair treatment package from China.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
26 days ago

Obviously about washing pubic hair!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
26 days ago

Operation method – for having a great Saturday night!

algernon
algernon
26 days ago

What goes bonk

algernon
algernon
26 days ago

A Brazilian might help

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
26 days ago

They wanted to give the hair luster, but it turned into a cluster-

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
26 days ago

Ask yourself – Is that really the kind of stuff I want to get in my hair?

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
26 days ago

Even knowing that the word shown as “fuck” here actually means “dry” (the famous 干 character), I still can’t make any sense of these instructions 😀

Last edited 26 days ago by alexmagnus
UCity
UCity
26 days ago

You had me at “operation method”.

UCity
UCity
26 days ago

Well, I guess I’ll just have to buy this product and put it the fuck in my shower.

Classic Steve
26 days ago

“Blowing,” you say….

Chris
Chris
26 days ago

I think the Chinese word for “heat” can be mistranslated to “f*ck.”

DrLex
DrLex
26 days ago

@Chris: it’s actually ‘dry’ (干). I also have seen a supermarket sign for “f*ck vegetables.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
26 days ago

@DrLex: by the carrots and zucchinis, right? 😛

Marum
Marum
25 days ago

I really don’t believe I can add anything to this.

Marum
Marum
25 days ago

I know the Cantonese word for “dry” can literally be interpreted as f–k.

Thus one is regaled with a sign on a warehouse, which says “F–K GOODS” instead of Dry Goods.

James
James
25 days ago

“Blowing to fuck” is an idiom of the quality of “flattering to deceive”.

Pete
Pete
24 days ago

I’ve heard of doing it in the shower but this is ridiculous!
-Hat tip to Groucho Marx

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