Would you like the armored 40 ounce?

Would you like the armored 40 ounce?

posted on 26 Nov 2020 in Drinks, Signs

I miss plain old soft drinks…

Photo courtesy of Tish Hodgkinson.
Spotted in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

Mmmm! Latex flavour!

algernon
algernon
10 months ago

Wrapped around one softly

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

To protect and slurp.

algernon
algernon
10 months ago

It’s the bottle.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

Contains 90% liquid plastic. So that any holes/punctures you sustain, are self sealing.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

Like a full-body condom.

UCity
UCity
10 months ago

Drinks can be very protective, at times keeping their feelings bottled up.

Last edited 10 months ago by UCity
Classic Steve
10 months ago

Including R-mor-C Cola.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

Soft and protective drinks

for

Soggy and defenseless drunks.

Joshua Graham
Joshua Graham
10 months ago

It sounds like a beverage that hugs you and tells you everything’s gonna be okay. Hell, I could use a drink like that, some days.

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