Would you like the armored 40 ounce?

Would you like the armored 40 ounce?

posted on 26 Nov 2020 in Drinks, Signs

I miss plain old soft drinks…

Photo courtesy of Tish Hodgkinson.
Spotted in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 months ago

Mmmm! Latex flavour!

algernon
algernon
2 months ago

Wrapped around one softly

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 months ago

To protect and slurp.

algernon
algernon
2 months ago

It’s the bottle.

Marum
Marum
2 months ago

Contains 90% liquid plastic. So that any holes/punctures you sustain, are self sealing.

Marum
Marum
2 months ago

Like a full-body condom.

UCity
UCity
2 months ago

Drinks can be very protective, at times keeping their feelings bottled up.

Last edited 2 months ago by UCity
Classic Steve
2 months ago

Including R-mor-C Cola.

Marum
Marum
1 month ago

Soft and protective drinks

for

Soggy and defenseless drunks.

Joshua Graham
Joshua Graham
1 month ago

It sounds like a beverage that hugs you and tells you everything’s gonna be okay. Hell, I could use a drink like that, some days.

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