The only thing not messed up is the Red Lab, er never mind…

The only thing not messed up is the Red Lab, er never mind…

posted on 10 Dec 2020 in Chinglish, Drinks, Engrish from Other Countries

This is the fine I ever had…

Photo courtesy of Mark Pruett.
Bootleg Johnnie Walker found in Mongolia. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

Someone has definitely been working that rubber johnny!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

Blended scooch.

algernon
algernon
1 month ago

Magora headache!

algernon
algernon
1 month ago

Johnnie Worker works to hard with the labial. Minora problem really

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

Time to raise your sights. Fancy bootlegging the poor end of the range!

Conventi
Conventi
1 month ago

A perfect fit would be a dram of Jack Dorniels and Jim Bueam

Marum
Marum
1 month ago

A Vintage blend.

Marum
Marum
1 month ago

Guaranteed to raise your lady’s skirt.

Marum
Marum
1 month ago

Forget your Glenfiddich,
Forget your Lagavullin,
For this is the trick,
Which will get you full-in

Marum
Marum
1 month ago

So! Several bottles, would be Red Labia?

Chris
Chris
1 month ago

They need a more cunning linguist as a translator.

Jess Saiyan
Jess Saiyan
1 month ago

The fine is whisky ever made, period.

Crow
Crow
1 month ago

More like Johnny Wanker.

Marum
Marum
1 month ago

I wonder whom it tastes most like,

Pete
Pete
1 month ago

Okay okay okay.
I’ve seen Asian FACES turn red after drinking alcohol. But NETHER REGIONS TOO???!!!

Lynn
Lynn
1 month ago

Um…that’s a “The Eine is Made in China” knock-off. The brand is “Johnnie Worker,” not “Walker!”

Marum
Marum
1 month ago

The curious part is this. Why would you make an even cheaper knock-off, of what is an already cheap, inferior, blended Scotch Whisky?

Richard
Richard
1 month ago

I had a Johnny Walker red in Nigeria. Turned out to be coloured ogogoro (distilled palm wine) and tasted horrible.

John
John
1 month ago

The ‘picture’ of Johnnie Worker on the label appears to be an amoeba!
Perhaps that was the overall designer 😉

Llama
Llama
1 month ago

Red Labial. Only bottled once a month.

mr. mosin
mr. mosin
1 month ago

Drink it while waring your Mikey Running Shoes

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