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The only thing not messed up is the Red Lab, er never mind…
This is the fine I ever had…
Photo courtesy of Mark Pruett.
Bootleg Johnnie Walker found in Mongolia.
(97 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)
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Someone has definitely been working that rubber johnny!
Blended scooch.
Magora headache!
Johnnie Worker works to hard with the labial. Minora problem really
Time to raise your sights. Fancy bootlegging the poor end of the range!
A perfect fit would be a dram of Jack Dorniels and Jim Bueam
A Vintage blend.
Guaranteed to raise your lady’s skirt.
Forget your Glenfiddich,
Forget your Lagavullin,
For this is the trick,
Which will get you full-in
So! Several bottles, would be Red Labia?
They need a more cunning linguist as a translator.
The fine is whisky ever made, period.
More like Johnny Wanker.
I wonder whom it tastes most like,
Okay okay okay.
I’ve seen Asian FACES turn red after drinking alcohol. But NETHER REGIONS TOO???!!!
Um…that’s a “The Eine is Made in China” knock-off. The brand is “Johnnie Worker,” not “Walker!”
The curious part is this. Why would you make an even cheaper knock-off, of what is an already cheap, inferior, blended Scotch Whisky?
I had a Johnny Walker red in Nigeria. Turned out to be coloured ogogoro (distilled palm wine) and tasted horrible.
The ‘picture’ of Johnnie Worker on the label appears to be an amoeba!
Perhaps that was the overall designer 😉
Red Labial. Only bottled once a month.
Drink it while waring your Mikey Running Shoes