Worst poem ever…

Worst poem ever…

posted on 3 Dec 2020 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Instructions

Also written in China…

Photo courtesy of Clifford Feltham.

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algernon
algernon
4 months ago

Middle Engrish maybe.

Marum
Marum
4 months ago

Geez Chan! You’ll never get to be Poet Laureate.

Last edited 4 months ago by Marum
algernon
algernon
4 months ago

Now the butterfly said to the flower.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

If this is a poem, it couldn’t get much verse.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

Reading this makes me long for the wide open spaces.

Marum
Marum
4 months ago

Laurie the Lion was wild and great,
When he noticed a Rhymer who was second rate,
So Laurie went over with a fluid motion,
To give this clod a rapid promotion,
Thus this inferior Rhymer soon became The Poet Laureate.

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Marum
Marum
4 months ago

President Xi has declared an embargo, on the import of English language spacebars.

DrLex
DrLex
4 months ago

Looks more like a record of a giant trying to type something on a tiny netbook keyboard.

DrLex
DrLex
4 months ago

It’s almost Vogon poetry.

Marum
Marum
4 months ago

It was a Filipino custom to serenade your lady, either write a poem to her, or a song.

If it is also a Chinese custom; ‘twould be interesting to know how he went.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

The most useful thing on this page is in the bottom right corner.

Marum
Marum
4 months ago

@DnT….Why? Are you into Chinese madeins?

Last edited 4 months ago by Marum
Marum
Marum
4 months ago

@DrLex. More like your mobile WiFi router’s touch screen. Have you ever tried to type on a keyboard, on a two inch touch-screen?

UCity
UCity
4 months ago

Run-on sentences are a vine that grows into this sign.

Marum
Marum
4 months ago

IT’S VINE BY ME.

DudeWaffle
DudeWaffle
4 months ago

let the more love ion be me

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 months ago

Hey, give it some credits. they spelled “Made in China” correctly.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

Tolockat is watching you macrobate.

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