Worst poem ever…

Worst poem ever…

posted on 3 Dec 2020 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Instructions

Also written in China…

Photo courtesy of Clifford Feltham.

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algernon
algernon
10 months ago

Middle Engrish maybe.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

Geez Chan! You’ll never get to be Poet Laureate.

Last edited 10 months ago by Marum
algernon
algernon
10 months ago

Now the butterfly said to the flower.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

If this is a poem, it couldn’t get much verse.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

Reading this makes me long for the wide open spaces.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

Laurie the Lion was wild and great,
When he noticed a Rhymer who was second rate,
So Laurie went over with a fluid motion,
To give this clod a rapid promotion,
Thus this inferior Rhymer soon became The Poet Laureate.

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Marum
Marum
10 months ago

President Xi has declared an embargo, on the import of English language spacebars.

DrLex
DrLex
10 months ago

Looks more like a record of a giant trying to type something on a tiny netbook keyboard.

DrLex
DrLex
10 months ago

It’s almost Vogon poetry.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

It was a Filipino custom to serenade your lady, either write a poem to her, or a song.

If it is also a Chinese custom; ‘twould be interesting to know how he went.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

The most useful thing on this page is in the bottom right corner.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

@DnT….Why? Are you into Chinese madeins?

Last edited 10 months ago by Marum
Marum
Marum
10 months ago

@DrLex. More like your mobile WiFi router’s touch screen. Have you ever tried to type on a keyboard, on a two inch touch-screen?

UCity
UCity
10 months ago

Run-on sentences are a vine that grows into this sign.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

IT’S VINE BY ME.

DudeWaffle
DudeWaffle
10 months ago

let the more love ion be me

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 months ago

Hey, give it some credits. they spelled “Made in China” correctly.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

Tolockat is watching you macrobate.

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