After throw ball, run.

After throw ball, run.

posted on 26 Jan 2021 in Chinglish, Instructions, Toys

Doesn’t burn in a fire… any other way to kill it?

Photo courtesy of S.G.
Found on an old package that contained balls with real gunpowder inside.

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algernon
algernon
3 months ago

Meat and potatoes?

algernon
algernon
3 months ago

Well careful of the dragons

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

Follow these directions, and the adult will never, ever, get close to you again!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

These days, it’s done with magnetic balls, but… f***ing gunpowder balls, how do they work?

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

Depending on the lady of course. But I doubt it would require 500 repetitions to produce some solution

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

If you aree playing “fetch” with your pet Dragons, It would be a really good idea if the balls are fireproof.

James
James
3 months ago

Follow these instructions to become the world’s worst prostitute.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

What a balls-up!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 months ago

I have never tried playing the balls and maneuvering the wheel of the car with my foot at the same time.

Bill Sornson
Bill Sornson
3 months ago

“Close adult” gets hold of two balls? What could go wrong!

Dave Van Domelen
Dave Van Domelen
3 months ago

Definitely looks like something NeZha would endorse (that’s him on the front).

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

@D Van D…. NeZha:

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Last edited 3 months ago by Marum
DrLex
DrLex
3 months ago

Hmm, clackers. Originally they were made from glass, which proved to be not such a good idea. But even the plastic ones tend to explode and send shards into kid’s eyes.

P.D.
P.D.
3 months ago

“Doesn’t burn in a fire.” Damn! Junior already had the close adult fire lit from below!

bob
bob
3 months ago

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmqeZl8OI2M

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