After throw ball, run.

After throw ball, run.

posted on 26 Jan 2021 in Chinglish, Instructions, Toys

Doesn’t burn in a fire… any other way to kill it?

Photo courtesy of S.G.
Found on an old package that contained balls with real gunpowder inside.

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algernon
algernon
10 months ago

Meat and potatoes?

algernon
algernon
10 months ago

Well careful of the dragons

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

Follow these directions, and the adult will never, ever, get close to you again!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

These days, it’s done with magnetic balls, but… f***ing gunpowder balls, how do they work?

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

Depending on the lady of course. But I doubt it would require 500 repetitions to produce some solution

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

If you aree playing “fetch” with your pet Dragons, It would be a really good idea if the balls are fireproof.

James
James
10 months ago

Follow these instructions to become the world’s worst prostitute.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

What a balls-up!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 months ago

I have never tried playing the balls and maneuvering the wheel of the car with my foot at the same time.

Bill Sornson
Bill Sornson
10 months ago

“Close adult” gets hold of two balls? What could go wrong!

Dave Van Domelen
Dave Van Domelen
10 months ago

Definitely looks like something NeZha would endorse (that’s him on the front).

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

@D Van D…. NeZha:

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Last edited 10 months ago by Marum
DrLex
DrLex
10 months ago

Hmm, clackers. Originally they were made from glass, which proved to be not such a good idea. But even the plastic ones tend to explode and send shards into kid’s eyes.

P.D.
P.D.
9 months ago

“Doesn’t burn in a fire.” Damn! Junior already had the close adult fire lit from below!

bob
bob
9 months ago

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmqeZl8OI2M

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