So, who was supposed to be protecting the tree that sign was made from?
Marum
3 years ago
Trees used to be able to walk. The Ents were beings of immense power and knowledge. But because the moved so seldom, they eventually forgot how. So if you annoy them sufficiently, they only throw branches at you. So. If you are peeing on a tree – look up – not down.
Droll not Troll
3 years ago
I was going to use protection on my wood, but I already. 😉
Last edited 3 years ago by Droll not Troll
Sharon
3 years ago
Was the protection from Sicily here already?
DrLex
3 years ago
Do not grab tree while defecating.
James
3 years ago
Smoking trees never did me any harm.
UCity
3 years ago
Did you know that Protection Trees can actually remove CO2 from the air yesterday?
Last edited 3 years ago by UCity
The Dude
3 years ago
Well…they WAS the protection from already, but now we have these uber-high-tech automated minigun turrets.
Marum
3 years ago
@DnT….Most golfers put a cover on their wood. For some strange reason, they do it after use, not before.
Droll not Troll
3 years ago
@Marum: The amazing thing is, it’s STILL wood AFTER use!
I suspect pharmaceutical assistance.
markm
3 years ago
Marum: “If you are peeing on a tree – look up – not down.”
OTOH, if you are peeing on a bush in Arizona and it starts buzzing, don’t take time to look – just back away quickly before the rattlesnake figures out what you did to him!
Must be the grass
So don’t pee on the tree?
We can’t see the wood for the protection.
So, who was supposed to be protecting the tree that sign was made from?
Trees used to be able to walk. The Ents were beings of immense power and knowledge. But because the moved so seldom, they eventually forgot how. So if you annoy them sufficiently, they only throw branches at you. So. If you are peeing on a tree – look up – not down.
I was going to use protection on my wood, but I already. 😉
Was the protection from Sicily here already?
Do not grab tree while defecating.
Smoking trees never did me any harm.
Did you know that Protection Trees can actually remove CO2 from the air yesterday?
Well…they WAS the protection from already, but now we have these uber-high-tech automated minigun turrets.
@DnT….Most golfers put a cover on their wood. For some strange reason, they do it after use, not before.
@Marum: The amazing thing is, it’s STILL wood AFTER use!
I suspect pharmaceutical assistance.
Marum: “If you are peeing on a tree – look up – not down.”
OTOH, if you are peeing on a bush in Arizona and it starts buzzing, don’t take time to look – just back away quickly before the rattlesnake figures out what you did to him!