Because Protection Bushes failed…

Because Protection Bushes failed…

posted on 20 Jan 2021 in Chinglish, Signs

Already is worse than you think…

Photo courtesy of Sahbeewah.
Found in Guangzhou, China.

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algernon
algernon
1 month ago

Must be the grass

algernon
algernon
1 month ago

So don’t pee on the tree?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

We can’t see the wood for the protection.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

So, who was supposed to be protecting the tree that sign was made from?

Marum
Marum
1 month ago

Trees used to be able to walk. The Ents were beings of immense power and knowledge. But because the moved so seldom, they eventually forgot how. So if you annoy them sufficiently, they only throw branches at you. So. If you are peeing on a tree – look up – not down.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

I was going to use protection on my wood, but I already. 😉

Last edited 1 month ago by Droll not Troll
Sharon
Sharon
1 month ago

Was the protection from Sicily here already?

DrLex
DrLex
1 month ago

Do not grab tree while defecating.

James
James
1 month ago

Smoking trees never did me any harm.

UCity
UCity
1 month ago

Did you know that Protection Trees can actually remove CO2 from the air yesterday?

Last edited 1 month ago by UCity
The Dude
The Dude
1 month ago

Well…they WAS the protection from already, but now we have these uber-high-tech automated minigun turrets.

Marum
Marum
1 month ago

@DnT….Most golfers put a cover on their wood. For some strange reason, they do it after use, not before.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

@Marum: The amazing thing is, it’s STILL wood AFTER use!
I suspect pharmaceutical assistance.

markm
markm
1 month ago

Marum: “If you are peeing on a tree – look up – not down.”

OTOH, if you are peeing on a bush in Arizona and it starts buzzing, don’t take time to look – just back away quickly before the rattlesnake figures out what you did to him!

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