Cocoon growth – the pandemic of the 21st century…

Cocoon growth – the pandemic of the 21st century…

posted on 30 Jan 2021 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of Steph Moreland. 
Mouse pad made in China.

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algernon
algernon
6 months ago

Who knew how mice evolve.

algernon
algernon
6 months ago

Comfortable apparently.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

I heard of butterflies in the stomach but I never guessed they started from the hands!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

If you tried and painful, better try a different way next time.

James
James
6 months ago

Put the mouse on the board of the Magnet massage mouse pad. Then meticulously monitor the movement of your manual manipulator.

Chris
Chris
6 months ago

And have a mice day!

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

More comfortable perhaps.

But considerably more unintelligible.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

@algernon….I thought that mice were the existential parts of the universe wide supercomputer. (Hitchhiker’s Guide to The GalaxyO

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

The magnetic force-field is impervious to both grammar and cocoons.

Seriously: By cocoons, do they mean nodules on your tendons, causing tendonitis like pain?

combat_rock
combat_rock
6 months ago

I never knew cocoons growing in your palm was a thing that could happen, but now that I do I’ll for sure be getting this mouse pad to make sure it never does.

Chris
Chris
6 months ago

@ combat_rock:That’s caused by excessive mice-turbation.

Bill Sornson
Bill Sornson
6 months ago

So…it’s a mouse pad!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

It’s so healthy, living in the 21th century.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

Growing RACcoons on your palm would be a much worse problem. They would eat the mouse.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

@Bill S….Where did you get that idea?

I didn’t notice that they mentioned it anywhere in the ad.🉣

P.D.
P.D.
6 months ago

For all those who were unable to grow cocoons on your palm…stop it, or you’ll go blind!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

Are they, perhaps, confused with coconuts that grow on palms?

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