Cocoon growth – the pandemic of the 21st century…

Cocoon growth – the pandemic of the 21st century…

posted on 30 Jan 2021 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of Steph Moreland. 
Mouse pad made in China.

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algernon
algernon
29 days ago

Who knew how mice evolve.

algernon
algernon
29 days ago

Comfortable apparently.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
29 days ago

I heard of butterflies in the stomach but I never guessed they started from the hands!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
29 days ago

If you tried and painful, better try a different way next time.

James
James
29 days ago

Put the mouse on the board of the Magnet massage mouse pad. Then meticulously monitor the movement of your manual manipulator.

Chris
Chris
29 days ago

And have a mice day!

Marum
Marum
29 days ago

More comfortable perhaps.

But considerably more unintelligible.

Marum
Marum
29 days ago

@algernon….I thought that mice were the existential parts of the universe wide supercomputer. (Hitchhiker’s Guide to The GalaxyO

Marum
Marum
28 days ago

The magnetic force-field is impervious to both grammar and cocoons.

Seriously: By cocoons, do they mean nodules on your tendons, causing tendonitis like pain?

combat_rock
combat_rock
28 days ago

I never knew cocoons growing in your palm was a thing that could happen, but now that I do I’ll for sure be getting this mouse pad to make sure it never does.

Chris
Chris
28 days ago

@ combat_rock:That’s caused by excessive mice-turbation.

Bill Sornson
Bill Sornson
28 days ago

So…it’s a mouse pad!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
28 days ago

It’s so healthy, living in the 21th century.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
28 days ago

Growing RACcoons on your palm would be a much worse problem. They would eat the mouse.

Marum
Marum
28 days ago

@Bill S….Where did you get that idea?

I didn’t notice that they mentioned it anywhere in the ad.🉣

P.D.
P.D.
28 days ago

For all those who were unable to grow cocoons on your palm…stop it, or you’ll go blind!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
28 days ago

Are they, perhaps, confused with coconuts that grow on palms?

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