I have a question…

I’ll take my business elsewhere then, you pack of can’ts.

What is this? It doesn’t even

So no care or responsibility taken.

Buy at your peril.

English cannot be spoken. Penalty a thousand lashes.

Jeez Cap’n! What would I do with a thousand lashes? I’ve only got little beady eyes.

Then come to Aodaliya. 澳大利亞 We don’t speak English either.

English cannot be spoken, but it can be read!

“The question is not answered”. Typical Microsoft hotline.

I suppose; “it’s out of the question then”, ma’am?

Caveat emptor?
NO!
Emptor anathema.

(I meant “buyer be doomed” – not – “buyer be damned”.

Come to think of it: “Emptor condemnabitur”, is fairly appropriate.

It can neither confirm nor deny that this sign is in english.

Engrish may be spoken.

Passive-aggressive use of the passive voice.

And if the mark does not adhere, what then? The store is checked and mated!

I want to return this money but can you confirm it?

Stop trying to sell us the Trump presidency, already! It’s OVER!!

Want to buy? Come in friend!
Want to return? Etcha non goatsa zshilka foofa!