THE source of green food….

Typical I wanted food with a different colour.

So why do they sell carrots

I’d go somewhere else for my cent of green food, but they got a monopoly.

Can I pay with Monopolistic money?

All your basil are belong to us!

The proprietor is Adolph Wong, of German /Chinese parentage. He specializes in German/Chinese Fusion cuisine.

The food is great. But an hour later you have an urge to “occupy” the toilet.

I wouldn’t spend a red cent on green food.

Monotonous c**t and great fool? No, monopolistic cent of green food.

Greasy unhealthy food, is a hearse of another colour.

Monophagous, scent of green food. Typical fart food.

The cent of a wuhan.

Green food? Ain’t nobody got dime for that!

The thing about bloody Chinese food I really bloody hate,
Is Monobloodysodium bloody Glutobloodymate.

It gives a thirst so bloody bad that water cannot bloody sate,
It,s Monobloodysodium bloody Glutobloodymate.

It extends the bloody flavour of food that’s second bloody rate,
‘Tis Monobloodysodium bloody Glutobloodymate.

It makes ya bloody guts ache and hot lava burn your bloody date,
ie Monobloodysodium bloody Glutobloodymate.

Typical fast food from McDonald

Actually; “Glutamate” I believe.

Or perhaps some; Monosodomite Gluteusmate. For the ambivalent amongst us.

@Marum: Maybe Monogluteal Sodomite?
(apologies to anyone whose head asploded.)

@DnT…. So. You’ve read Candide

Are they selling Soylent Green there nowadays??