Wrap that neck hair! 

If the product has crappy instructions, carefully scrunch it up in a ball and emit it into a dustbin.

For children maintenance. With those instructions I’d be confused.

So the product takes off.

Thank God the product has no needle thread, wheel orrotating part! I wouldn’t want to suffocate my child’s neck hair!

After all these years, I would be delighted to be of non-age age.

How do you know if a child’s neck hair or fingers are being suffocated?

It usually takes more than asnot to cause suffocation.

What a rip-off! I read the whole thing, and I’m none the wiser about children.

Maybe your child would rather read a good book.

Neckhair of the Gods.

Non-age age. Somebody’s been practicing Zen too long.

The only thing I’ve learnt from this is that it’s OK to suffocate your children, as long as you do it carefully.

Taking your social duty to a new levels: kids are now just products.

1. Playing with the small parts doesn’t just make you blind – it’s life threatening.
2. When the product child is a gift for the rich child, at least unwrap it.
3. If product child is defective, simply strangulate with its hair and return.
4. If you possess the XXL-Delux model, ignite, just not too close.
5. Only children of age age may play play with adulty-wulty close.
6. Ensure maintenance of endless loop by returning to beginning.