Wrap that neck hair! 

If the product has crappy instructions, carefully scrunch it up in a ball and emit it into a dustbin.

For children maintenance. With those instructions I’d be confused.

So the product takes off.

Thank God the product has no needle thread, wheel orrotating part! I wouldn’t want to suffocate my child’s neck hair!

After all these years, I would be delighted to be of non-age age.

How do you know if a child’s neck hair or fingers are being suffocated?

It usually takes more than asnot to cause suffocation.

What a rip-off! I read the whole thing, and I’m none the wiser about children.

Maybe your child would rather read a good book.

Neckhair of the Gods.

Non-age age. Somebody’s been practicing Zen too long.

The only thing I’ve learnt from this is that it’s OK to suffocate your children, as long as you do it carefully.