Wrap that neck hair! 

Wrap that neck hair! 

posted on 23 Jan 2021 in Chinglish, Instructions

Be careful of anything that emits…

Photo courtesy of David Jones.
Instructions from a dollhouse “coffee shop” model kit.

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James
James
10 months ago

If the product has crappy instructions, carefully scrunch it up in a ball and emit it into a dustbin.

algernon
algernon
10 months ago

For children maintenance. With those instructions I’d be confused.

algernon
algernon
10 months ago

So the product takes off.

Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
10 months ago

Thank God the product has no needle thread, wheel orrotating part! I wouldn’t want to suffocate my child’s neck hair!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

After all these years, I would be delighted to be of non-age age.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

How do you know if a child’s neck hair or fingers are being suffocated?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

It usually takes more than asnot to cause suffocation.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

What a rip-off! I read the whole thing, and I’m none the wiser about children.

Chris
Chris
10 months ago

Maybe your child would rather read a good book.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

Neckhair of the Gods.

Classic Steve
10 months ago

Non-age age. Somebody’s been practicing Zen too long.

DrLex
DrLex
10 months ago

The only thing I’ve learnt from this is that it’s OK to suffocate your children, as long as you do it carefully.

Boris
Boris
6 months ago

Taking your social duty to a new levels: kids are now just products.

  1. Playing with the small parts doesn’t just make you blind – it’s life threatening.
  2. When the product child is a gift for the rich child, at least unwrap it.
  3. If product child is defective, simply strangulate with its hair and return.
  4. If you possess the XXL-Delux model, ignite, just not too close.
  5. Only children of age age may play play with adulty-wulty close.
  6. Ensure maintenance of endless loop by returning to beginning.
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