Wrap that neck hair! 

Wrap that neck hair! 

posted on 23 Jan 2021 in Chinglish, Instructions

Be careful of anything that emits…

Photo courtesy of David Jones.
Instructions from a dollhouse “coffee shop” model kit.

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James
James
6 months ago

If the product has crappy instructions, carefully scrunch it up in a ball and emit it into a dustbin.

algernon
algernon
6 months ago

For children maintenance. With those instructions I’d be confused.

algernon
algernon
6 months ago

So the product takes off.

Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
6 months ago

Thank God the product has no needle thread, wheel orrotating part! I wouldn’t want to suffocate my child’s neck hair!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

After all these years, I would be delighted to be of non-age age.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

How do you know if a child’s neck hair or fingers are being suffocated?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

It usually takes more than asnot to cause suffocation.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

What a rip-off! I read the whole thing, and I’m none the wiser about children.

Chris
Chris
6 months ago

Maybe your child would rather read a good book.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

Neckhair of the Gods.

Classic Steve
6 months ago

Non-age age. Somebody’s been practicing Zen too long.

DrLex
DrLex
6 months ago

The only thing I’ve learnt from this is that it’s OK to suffocate your children, as long as you do it carefully.

Boris
Boris
2 months ago

Taking your social duty to a new levels: kids are now just products.

  1. Playing with the small parts doesn’t just make you blind – it’s life threatening.
  2. When the product child is a gift for the rich child, at least unwrap it.
  3. If product child is defective, simply strangulate with its hair and return.
  4. If you possess the XXL-Delux model, ignite, just not too close.
  5. Only children of age age may play play with adulty-wulty close.
  6. Ensure maintenance of endless loop by returning to beginning.
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