Who better to guard your valuables?

Who better to guard your valuables?

posted on 9 Feb 2021 in Chinglish, Signs

He has been rehabilitated…

Photo courtesy of Eldon Triggs.
Found at a McDonald’s in Shanghai, China.

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algernon
algernon
1 year ago

At least the organised crime is tender

algernon
algernon
1 year ago

Ronald or the hamburgler

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

The monster under the bed will attend to your personal safety.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Try the table in the back corner. There is a hooker under it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Be kind, remind.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

He is on our payroll.

By order: Deputy Commissioner of Police.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

A tender reminder? Police?

Timely perhaps.

I know what I once got under the table, courtesy of my mestizo lady.

Naughty girl! 👄

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

He is. Most obviously.

Not a hard-boiled criminal.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
1 year ago

This is from China? If I were shown the English text only, I’d assume it’s from a Russian speaking country (“crook” sounds a lot like “крюк”, Russian for “hook”).

Classic Steve
1 year ago

It takes a thief to catch a thief.

UCity
UCity
1 year ago

Wow! No matter how much stuff I put down there, there always seems to be more space!

P.D.
P.D.
1 year ago

A Tender Remind, next time Security Prison.

Eggrish
Eggrish
1 year ago

Who knew “Defund the Police” would lead to folks paying unscrupulous gnomes under the table for their law enforcement.

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