Who better to guard your valuables?

Who better to guard your valuables?

posted on 9 Feb 2021 in Chinglish, Signs

He has been rehabilitated…

Photo courtesy of Eldon Triggs.
Found at a McDonald’s in Shanghai, China.

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algernon
algernon
19 days ago

At least the organised crime is tender

algernon
algernon
19 days ago

Ronald or the hamburgler

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
19 days ago

The monster under the bed will attend to your personal safety.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
19 days ago

Try the table in the back corner. There is a hooker under it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
19 days ago

Be kind, remind.

Marum
Marum
19 days ago

He is on our payroll.

By order: Deputy Commissioner of Police.

Marum
Marum
19 days ago

A tender reminder? Police?

Timely perhaps.

I know what I once got under the table, courtesy of my mestizo lady.

Naughty girl! 👄

Marum
Marum
19 days ago

He is. Most obviously.

Not a hard-boiled criminal.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
19 days ago

This is from China? If I were shown the English text only, I’d assume it’s from a Russian speaking country (“crook” sounds a lot like “крюк”, Russian for “hook”).

Classic Steve
18 days ago

It takes a thief to catch a thief.

UCity
UCity
17 days ago

Wow! No matter how much stuff I put down there, there always seems to be more space!

P.D.
P.D.
16 days ago

A Tender Remind, next time Security Prison.

Eggrish
Eggrish
14 days ago

Who knew “Defund the Police” would lead to folks paying unscrupulous gnomes under the table for their law enforcement.

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