You got 30 seconds!

You got 30 seconds!

posted on 19 Feb 2021 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Alexander Severance.
Found in Mongolia.

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algernon
algernon
6 months ago

Sounds a bit premature

algernon
algernon
6 months ago

Or a bit of a letdown

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

If your “strawberry patch” needs revitalizing, you’re treating your lady too roughly.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

After the 30 first time, that won’t be difficult.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

Probably dispelling a bit of your horniness, might help.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

My wife could dispel horniness with two little words.

HURRY UP!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

Where can I get some revitalizing cream for my banana?

Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
6 months ago

If that cream was used on me, I’d disappear!

UCity
UCity
6 months ago

Product claims are bisaar.

Chris
Chris
6 months ago

30 second quickie

Classic Steve
6 months ago

It’s like a cold shower in your pocket.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

Hmm… “hand lotion”?

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

They think the world is their oisaar.

Boris
Boris
4 months ago

Disaar-pear!
Simply smear on for Berry & Cherry protection.
“Takes the sting out of his thing.”

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