But my meowing is okay?

But my meowing is okay?

posted on 25 Mar 2021 in Signs

But the moon is full…

Photo courtesy of DM.
Found at hotel in Tokyo.

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algernon
algernon
16 days ago

Lets dogging

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
16 days ago

Hey, if my wife and I are having great sex in our room, she may make barking sounds sometimes. Stop kink-shaming!

algernon
algernon
16 days ago

What about the cocking of the leg?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
16 days ago

It’s still OK to lift my leg outside their door, right?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
16 days ago

@algernon: Something tells me you and I are receiving the same signals from the universe tonight!

algernon
algernon
16 days ago

@Droll not Troll. It would appear so.

Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
16 days ago

Dog: That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
16 days ago

A refrain from barking wouldn’t be the weirdest music I’ve heard.

Marum
Marum
16 days ago

BUT! I always bark when I am doing it doggy style.

Marum
Marum
16 days ago

What if I sing the fifth act from TOSCA?

Marum
Marum
16 days ago

My wife made noises like a horse.

Whatever I asked for, she said. “Nay.”

Last edited 16 days ago by Marum
Marum
Marum
16 days ago

@DnT….Klaus Herman Friedrick von Barking. 1735 to1792. The original composer of “Woof” music.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
16 days ago

Debarking up wrong tree still OK with nuisance neighbors.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
16 days ago

P.S. No retrieving, you Labradors!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
16 days ago

Please to buy wolfbane in gift shop before nuisancing.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
16 days ago

Hang on a sec – let me pop in my dog’s contacts…

Marum
Marum
16 days ago

@EM….PPS. That’s an idea. Maybe I can ttrain aa Labrador for shoplifting. No one would ever suspect a dog….Would they? (evil laughter)

Eggrish
Eggrish
16 days ago

Darn. I’ll just play Who Let the Dogs Out instead.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
15 days ago

@M:

I hope you answer your wife’s “Nay!” with a “Hay!”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
15 days ago

@M:

Maybe the (empty) brandy keg around the St. Bernard’s neck would hold more?

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
15 days ago

P.S. Mr. Young in #309 – Please stop humping visitor’s legs.

Eggrish
Eggrish
14 days ago

Ozzy: Bark at the Moon!
Hotel: Engrish sign go brrr on your barking.

coffeebot
coffeebot
13 days ago

I can’t help but think somebody had trouble with furries.

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