I TOLD you the woods got sophisticated…

The woods? Keep the bears away.

Some thinks are more important than others

..or Very Important Plant
(Exactly like VIP)

This moss is worth more than you’ll make in your entire life!

The name is Bryophyta Superbus

The Japanese bowing to the Bonsai: “Banzai”

I’d lichen this, to a small non-vascular flowering plant.

Move aside, you lowly grasses!

I don’t think this is Engrish, just amusing.

Very Important Peanut = Jimmy Carter; Joe Bjelke Petersen.

Any other peanuts been set loose in parliament?

Kate Moss???

This pond frontage reserved.

I’m meeting someone here – where’s the MVP section?

Wonderful – but is there valet parking?

I’m confused – where do The Rolling Stones gather?

On reverse:

…But Very Humble Sign (Yes)

Its name wouldn’t be Randy…would it?

I’d like to see Kate and Randy Moss argue over this rotting sign.

It’s protected by Mossad.

This Moss is found mosstly in Kyoto Perverture.

Lichen looks on wistfully.