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Tarke cae…

posted on 11 Mar 2021 in Signs

No ham, no fourl…

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algernon
algernon
30 days ago

Sorry Alam’s not home.

algernon
algernon
30 days ago

Alam smork. Sorry I don’t.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
30 days ago

I was asheep and I was awakened by alam.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
30 days ago

If smork, expect loud nose.

Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
30 days ago

How did they misspell “alarm” on the bottom when it’s spelled correctly on the red light? What a fial!

Marum
Marum
30 days ago

A wonderful bird is the Smork to see,
As it flits from bough to bough,
It makes its nest in the Rhubarb Tree,
And whistles like a Cow.

Last edited 30 days ago by Marum
Marum
Marum
30 days ago

In Tagalog: Alam (noun) = knowledge.

Thus: maalam (adj) means one who is knowledgeable or wise.

Obviously does not apply to the printer.

Marum
Marum
30 days ago

My mother-in-law died of smork exhalation.

But then; she always was an old dragon.

DrLex
DrLex
30 days ago

That thing could use some serious retrobriting. Unless the brown color is from excessive smork exposure of course.

Marum
Marum
30 days ago

They really mean smoek.

It’s just a tyop.

Last edited 30 days ago by Marum
UCity
UCity
30 days ago

A singl spak could stat a fie!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
30 days ago

Smork ’em if you lam ’em.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
30 days ago

Smork and Alam? Must be friends of Mork and Mindy.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
30 days ago

Sort of alamming, to think of when smork gets in your eyes… or maybe that smork will just stay on the water.

Classic Steve
30 days ago

I’ve seen the “smork” error so many times that I can only assume that Engrish speakers are turning to each other for guidance.

Marum
Marum
30 days ago

It uses an isotope to detect Smorks. Then it rings Alam. Who comes over, and beats them to death with a toothpick.

Last edited 30 days ago by Marum
Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
30 days ago

Remember the Alam-o.

Eggrish
Eggrish
30 days ago

Smok say: hey Alarm, can I borrow an R?
Alam, here you go. Can’t help you with the E tho.

TIMOTHY MOSES
TIMOTHY MOSES
29 days ago

This is a sham-alam a ding-dong must have made.

Dave Van Domelen
Dave Van Domelen
29 days ago

For enforcement of the No Smorking sign.

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