Everybody knows fellow!

Men only get stationary of basic design? Well, slap my a$$ and call me Sally!

And around 50% of the population are thinking: Shove your ideas up your fundamental design!

Not a book for woman

A book of mansplaining

Transvest-write.

“To be a man, you must have honor. Honor and a penis!”
-Oath of manhood, from the Shin Chan series

New! Stationery for the immobilized!

No More Go Forward To Writing!™

One has a hole, the other a point. A manifestation of intelligent design?

Man up and fellow-up ALL of your one-and-only designs for ALL Fundamentalkind.

This iNotebook has a no-iConfidence vote.

Intelligently mass-produced for the one-and-only experience!

Write? Oh, wait. Uhhh… Sure. Maybe. Probably. I mean, I guess so. OK: Right!

Confident, intelligent stationery is fundamental!

Move along, Zorgx.

Confidence says no fundamental intelligent design on third rock.

Back to home planet Xqorfg!

Scene from:

When Notepads Confidently Took Over the Intelligent, One-and-Only Fundamental Man World That Had Stopped Moving

Is this the sequel to The Art of War?

If you want to have designs on a woman, you need plenty of lead in your pencil.

Bottoms have humps, and hands have hollows.

Another manifestation of intelligent design?

The Super Bowl LV Streaker Memoir, co-written by Kevin Harlan.

Be a Man in Black.
Protecting the one and only Earth stationary from fancy alien stationary!

It’s actually stationEry, but still…

@DnT Thanks mate.
(Got too stationary proofing my stationery.)