How am I going to eat?

How am I going to eat?

posted on 14 Apr 2021 in Chinglish, Snacks

Photo courtesy of Matthew Raiche.
Spotted in Shanghai, China. 

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algernon
algernon
23 days ago

Life is a chip, shut up

algernon
algernon
23 days ago

When it came to the crunch.

Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
23 days ago

Isaac Hayes: This is one crispy mother–

Backup girls: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

IH: I’m just talking about these Shanghai chips!

BG: LET’S DIGGING!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
23 days ago

No need to get a chip on your shoulder; I can keep a secret.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
23 days ago

Sound advice.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
23 days ago

Instantly reminded me of a SNL parody commercial for Spud Beer from 11.2.75: [Open on interior of hospital room. A patient is led into the room by nurses] Announcer: You’ve just had a heavy session of electroshock therapy, and you’re more relaxed than you’ve been in weeks. [Patient climbs into bed] All those childhood traumas magically wiped away, along with most of your personality. Now is the time, time for Spud. [Nurse wheels in bucket with cans of Spud Beer] Singers: Ohhhhh, Spud! Announcer: Filled with the full, rich flavor of potatoes. [Patients begin smiling] Announcer: Spud, the beer brewed… Read more »

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
23 days ago

They’re Tuberiffic!™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
23 days ago

Keep mouth shut during crispy!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
23 days ago

Chip so crispy your mouth can’t shut up for you!™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
23 days ago

Ooooopen wide…. here comes the crispy plane……

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
23 days ago

So much good for both hands to open!™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
23 days ago

@Shane the Freestyler: First thing I thought of, too. Beat me here by an hour! : )

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
23 days ago

Too crispy for a shut-mouth snack obeyer!™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
23 days ago

Behold: The sound of one mouth crisping!

James
James
23 days ago

Don’t get salty about it.

Lora
Lora
23 days ago

Because chewing with your mouth open is rude and gross!

coffeebot
coffeebot
23 days ago

Everything else—chew with your mouth open

Marum
Marum
23 days ago

That’s why dogs are so popular.

They wag their tails not their mouths.

UCity
UCity
23 days ago

Two men can keep a secret if one is burnt to a crisp!

P.D.
P.D.
23 days ago

…or we’ll put you in Security Prison.”

Marum
Marum
22 days ago

CRUMBS!!!

Classic Steve
22 days ago

It’s so tasty that others may try to snatch it out of your mouth.

Marum
Marum
22 days ago

@UCity….OK! As long as you don’t send me the Gas Bill.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
22 days ago

Hey, Crispy! It’s the Mouthy chip!™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
22 days ago

Chip happens. Stay crispy.™

Eggrish
Eggrish
22 days ago

How can I shut up when I have Bugles in my mouth? They’re literally musical instruments!

Marum
Marum
22 days ago

@DnT….It is like buying a Lamborghini.

If you are worried about the running costs – you really can’t afford one.

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