I’ll take a basket of shrimp…

I’ll take a basket of shrimp…

posted on 13 Apr 2021 in Signs

Do you have the diet G string?

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Spotted in South Korea. 

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algernon
algernon
24 days ago

Just don’t call it a flip flop

algernon
algernon
24 days ago

They’re having a crack

Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
24 days ago

Sisqó’s favorite restaurant.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
24 days ago

Could you thing me a thnappy tune?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
24 days ago

Make a choice from the menu; the cook will whip it up in no time.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
24 days ago

That’s where they make the sweat and sour pork.

James
James
24 days ago

Maybe you can bum some noodles off them.

James
James
24 days ago

Very asspirational.

Chris
Chris
24 days ago

Got any teabags?

Classic Steve
24 days ago

I’ll have a sandal-wich.

Marum
Marum
24 days ago

It depends on the size of the prawns.

UCity
UCity
24 days ago

They’re very minimalist.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

From the bottomless depths, come our no-more-bottomless chefs!™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

Thongs for the Mammaries© is their lingerie franchise.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

“Excuse me, manager – does the chef HAVE TO cook right at our table?”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

And a cracking good time was had by some. Or maybe just one.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

What a cheeky joint!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

“You sure this is the same hole-in-the-wall place we went before?”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

Well, in a pinch, it might beat having to eat them raw.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

“Pardon me – are these tagless, de-tagged, or print-label stock?”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

“Let’s give this place a pass – I hear the staff are all really crotchety.”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

Is this the foreign Hooters® with shirt-less servers and pant-less chefs?

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

They specialize in surprise birthday-pantsing parties.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

“The only take-out that clanks as you walk out!”™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

I hear their fresh Fruit-of-the-Loom™ cocktail is really good!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

CHEFS WANTED: No experience necessary. Wax mandatory.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

When the A/C’s on full blast, ALL the chefs become short-order cooks… in short order.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

“Take-out menu? No thanks, but do you have the Put-On menu handy?”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

In a bold move by an ironic universe, right next door is Cheeky’s Grill.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

Same strip mall, next door: The A$$-Over-Teakettle Kitchen-Wear Store™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

Michelin Guide says “Pass on the Broiled Buttock Burger. Don’t ask what’s in the salad bar. Cheap cocktails and stiff drinks – no wonder. Half a star.”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

Does the Public Health Department know about this crack outfit?

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

“I’m telling you, Wanda – NEVER-EVER get the ‘Hula-Hoop Surprise” at this place!”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

Pointedly endorsed by Thing from the Addams Family.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

“Please take this meal back to the kitchen – and, NO, I do NOT want to see the chef!”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

Thong Kitchen – when you’re tired of being the butt of life’s jokes!™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

Visit Thong Kitchen – no ifs, ands… but some butts.™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

“Your best pantless-dining option on the beach!”™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
24 days ago

SIGN ON DOOR: No shoes? No shirt? No pants? Come on in!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
24 days ago

Most meals served between two buns.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
23 days ago

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