I’ll take a basket of shrimp…

I’ll take a basket of shrimp…

posted on 13 Apr 2021 in Signs

Do you have the diet G string?

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Spotted in South Korea. 

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algernon
algernon
7 months ago

Just don’t call it a flip flop

algernon
algernon
7 months ago

They’re having a crack

Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
7 months ago

Sisqó’s favorite restaurant.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 months ago

Could you thing me a thnappy tune?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 months ago

Make a choice from the menu; the cook will whip it up in no time.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 months ago

That’s where they make the sweat and sour pork.

James
James
7 months ago

Maybe you can bum some noodles off them.

James
James
7 months ago

Very asspirational.

Chris
Chris
7 months ago

Got any teabags?

Classic Steve
7 months ago

I’ll have a sandal-wich.

Marum
Marum
7 months ago

It depends on the size of the prawns.

UCity
UCity
7 months ago

They’re very minimalist.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

From the bottomless depths, come our no-more-bottomless chefs!™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

Thongs for the Mammaries© is their lingerie franchise.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

“Excuse me, manager – does the chef HAVE TO cook right at our table?”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

And a cracking good time was had by some. Or maybe just one.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

What a cheeky joint!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

“You sure this is the same hole-in-the-wall place we went before?”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

Well, in a pinch, it might beat having to eat them raw.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

“Pardon me – are these tagless, de-tagged, or print-label stock?”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

“Let’s give this place a pass – I hear the staff are all really crotchety.”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

Is this the foreign Hooters® with shirt-less servers and pant-less chefs?

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

They specialize in surprise birthday-pantsing parties.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

“The only take-out that clanks as you walk out!”™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

I hear their fresh Fruit-of-the-Loom™ cocktail is really good!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

CHEFS WANTED: No experience necessary. Wax mandatory.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

When the A/C’s on full blast, ALL the chefs become short-order cooks… in short order.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

“Take-out menu? No thanks, but do you have the Put-On menu handy?”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

In a bold move by an ironic universe, right next door is Cheeky’s Grill.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

Same strip mall, next door: The A$$-Over-Teakettle Kitchen-Wear Store™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

Michelin Guide says “Pass on the Broiled Buttock Burger. Don’t ask what’s in the salad bar. Cheap cocktails and stiff drinks – no wonder. Half a star.”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

Does the Public Health Department know about this crack outfit?

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

“I’m telling you, Wanda – NEVER-EVER get the ‘Hula-Hoop Surprise” at this place!”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

Pointedly endorsed by Thing from the Addams Family.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

“Please take this meal back to the kitchen – and, NO, I do NOT want to see the chef!”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

Thong Kitchen – when you’re tired of being the butt of life’s jokes!™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

Visit Thong Kitchen – no ifs, ands… but some butts.™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

“Your best pantless-dining option on the beach!”™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

SIGN ON DOOR: No shoes? No shirt? No pants? Come on in!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 months ago

Most meals served between two buns.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

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