Always a joyful experience…

That box looks stiff

Coming somewhere soon.

Joyful woody. So happy, he could just spit!

I love my puppy too, but not with my woody!

Joyful? No wonder – woody is in a nice box.

Ah, Beef Penis Casserole has arrived just in time for dinner service.

Please, fix the image overflowing to the whole page (on desktop, at least)

Don’t love your puppy that way.
It’s against the law.

橡树假阳具-因为我们在乎
Splinter free toys . . . for your pooch.

‘Tis a carton full of dildoes.

Unless it is a carton full of Fleshlights.

They screwed the pooch on this one.

Joyful woody-is there any other kind?

@Chris: There is also the raging variety.

@Chris: Ask a guy who has had one for a few hours.

Animal Husbandry meets Woodland Lumbering…