I always wanted more saliva…

I always wanted more saliva…

posted on 14 Jun 2021 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Dim sores vs doing good: the choice is yours.

Photo courtesy of Kandace Singh.
Spotted in China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

Ah, the old snake-in-the-grass oil.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

Let’s ventitate!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

Will it make the dim sores smart?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

Much functions, such scientific!

algernon
algernon
4 months ago

Freshly mulled?

algernon
algernon
4 months ago

so this grass makes you dribble.

Sharon
Sharon
4 months ago

Take one of these and get a life.

Boris
Boris
4 months ago

“Hey dude, you look so cool & relaxed. Plus you finally got a life.
What’s your secret . . . and why are you drooling?”

Boris
Boris
4 months ago

Product suggestion:
Drink grass before reading meandering, tedious, sleep-inducing label.

Marum
Marum
4 months ago

Also cures, coughs and colds, and hairy holes, and pimples on the dickie.

Marum
Marum
4 months ago

The Salivation Army endorses this product.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
4 months ago

OK, but can it secrete the Dim Sum?

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
4 months ago

Have a Merry Saliva and a Happy New Life!

  • Chinese medicinal store greeting card
Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
4 months ago

CAUTION: Frequently side effects may include Quenched Fist, Ventilated Grass, Promoted Secretion, Sore Dims, and Doing Good.

Crow
Crow
4 months ago

Anything that promotes secretions is fine by me.

P.D.
P.D.
4 months ago

Heck, I’ll take the “Giving you a life” part, and saliva, too! Man, you can’t beat that!!

DrLex
DrLex
3 months ago

It’s a bit unsettling that the quenching of thirst seems to be presented as a consequence of the increased saliva production.

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