Most signs dissipate rapidly…

Most signs dissipate rapidly…

posted on 8 Jun 2021 in Transportation

Contact the authorities if you see skid marks…

Photo courtesy of Boris.
Spotted in South Africa. 

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algernon
algernon
8 days ago

Beware the silent ones though. They’re deadly.

algernon
algernon
8 days ago

Irish painters?

Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
8 days ago

Their service stinks.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 days ago

I don’t sign mine. Can’t find a pen that writes on gas.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 days ago

Australian Aborigines used to leave prints of their hands on rock walls by blowing paint at them. It’s usually assumed that they blew with their mouths, but I suppose there are other possibilities…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 days ago

You don’t need a ladder to find those signs. They’ll be close to the ground.

UCity
UCity
8 days ago

I don’t want to know what kind of paint-effects this has.

Marum
Marum
8 days ago

Mostly caused by they whom the paint affects.

Marum
Marum
8 days ago

Ask not for whom the bum roars. It roars for thee.

Marum
Marum
8 days ago

Mixing Dieldrin with your paint gets rid of insects.

Mixing this with your paint gets rid of everything.

Boris
Boris
8 days ago

Ah, he has a breezy relationship with my
Celtic buddy Linus O’Flatulence.

Boris
Boris
8 days ago

Bumper sticker:
“If you’re too close behind,
It’s skid marks you’ll find.”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
8 days ago

Can’t trust their estimates – they’re known for their gaslighting.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
8 days ago

Their calling card is printed on the TwoOfHearts.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
8 days ago

Success, long elusive, finally arrives for the Methane brothers.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
8 days ago

Their shoe company division? One Cheek Sneakers.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
8 days ago

Judging by the truck, their name ain’t short for Fine Arts.

Then again, maybe you really can’t judge a toot by its trucker.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
8 days ago

At last, we learn who’s responsible for all those roadside E A T signs!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
8 days ago

Well, what the heck – the neon gas was getting pretty expensive…

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
8 days ago

These must the guys who specialize in all those “O-Rama” signs…

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
8 days ago

If ever a vehicle needed one of those CAUTION STAY BACK 500 FEET advisories…

Marum
Marum
8 days ago

If a million bums fart for a million years, they will eventually play every song known to man.

But then again, they might not.

P.D.
P.D.
7 days ago

“The Queen of Arts, She Stole The Farts…” no, that’s not it either….

Marum
Marum
7 days ago

It is clear, that this vehicle needs a bigger rear window.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 days ago

“They call me the breeze;
I keep blowin’ down the road”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 days ago

Painters generally try to avoid leaving bubbles in the paint.

James
James
7 days ago

Prince’s blooper album.

Crow
Crow
7 days ago

All natural aerosol.

Eggrish
Eggrish
4 days ago

Possibly related to Land O’ Lakes butt-er.

markm
markm
4 days ago

Could the last word be an Afrikaans equivalent of the German fahren (to drive)?

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