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Most signs dissipate rapidly…
posted on 8 Jun 2021 in Transportation
Contact the authorities if you see skid marks…
Photo courtesy of Boris.
Spotted in South Africa.
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Beware the silent ones though. They’re deadly.
Irish painters?
Their service stinks.
I don’t sign mine. Can’t find a pen that writes on gas.
Australian Aborigines used to leave prints of their hands on rock walls by blowing paint at them. It’s usually assumed that they blew with their mouths, but I suppose there are other possibilities…
You don’t need a ladder to find those signs. They’ll be close to the ground.
I don’t want to know what kind of paint-effects this has.
Mostly caused by they whom the paint affects.
Ask not for whom the bum roars. It roars for thee.
Mixing Dieldrin with your paint gets rid of insects.
Mixing this with your paint gets rid of everything.
Ah, he has a breezy relationship with my
Celtic buddy Linus O’Flatulence.
Bumper sticker:
“If you’re too close behind,
It’s skid marks you’ll find.”
Can’t trust their estimates – they’re known for their gaslighting.
Their calling card is printed on the TwoOfHearts.
Success, long elusive, finally arrives for the Methane brothers.
Their shoe company division? One Cheek Sneakers.
Judging by the truck, their name ain’t short for Fine Arts.
Then again, maybe you really can’t judge a toot by its trucker.
At last, we learn who’s responsible for all those roadside E A T signs!
Well, what the heck – the neon gas was getting pretty expensive…
These must the guys who specialize in all those “O-Rama” signs…
If ever a vehicle needed one of those CAUTION STAY BACK 500 FEET advisories…
If a million bums fart for a million years, they will eventually play every song known to man.
But then again, they might not.
“The Queen of Arts, She Stole The Farts…” no, that’s not it either….
It is clear, that this vehicle needs a bigger rear window.
“They call me the breeze;
I keep blowin’ down the road”
Painters generally try to avoid leaving bubbles in the paint.
Prince’s blooper album.
All natural aerosol.
Possibly related to Land O’ Lakes butt-er.
Could the last word be an Afrikaans equivalent of the German fahren (to drive)?