Most signs dissipate rapidly…

Most signs dissipate rapidly…

posted on 8 Jun 2021 in Transportation

Contact the authorities if you see skid marks…

Photo courtesy of Boris.
Spotted in South Africa. 

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algernon
algernon
11 months ago

Beware the silent ones though. They’re deadly.

algernon
algernon
11 months ago

Irish painters?

Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
11 months ago

Their service stinks.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

I don’t sign mine. Can’t find a pen that writes on gas.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

Australian Aborigines used to leave prints of their hands on rock walls by blowing paint at them. It’s usually assumed that they blew with their mouths, but I suppose there are other possibilities…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

You don’t need a ladder to find those signs. They’ll be close to the ground.

UCity
UCity
11 months ago

I don’t want to know what kind of paint-effects this has.

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

Mostly caused by they whom the paint affects.

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

Ask not for whom the bum roars. It roars for thee.

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

Mixing Dieldrin with your paint gets rid of insects.

Mixing this with your paint gets rid of everything.

Boris
Boris
11 months ago

Ah, he has a breezy relationship with my
Celtic buddy Linus O’Flatulence.

Boris
Boris
11 months ago

Bumper sticker:
“If you’re too close behind,
It’s skid marks you’ll find.”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
11 months ago

Can’t trust their estimates – they’re known for their gaslighting.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
11 months ago

Their calling card is printed on the TwoOfHearts.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
11 months ago

Success, long elusive, finally arrives for the Methane brothers.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
11 months ago

Their shoe company division? One Cheek Sneakers.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
11 months ago

Judging by the truck, their name ain’t short for Fine Arts.

Then again, maybe you really can’t judge a toot by its trucker.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
11 months ago

At last, we learn who’s responsible for all those roadside E A T signs!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
11 months ago

Well, what the heck – the neon gas was getting pretty expensive…

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
11 months ago

These must the guys who specialize in all those “O-Rama” signs…

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
11 months ago

If ever a vehicle needed one of those CAUTION STAY BACK 500 FEET advisories…

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

If a million bums fart for a million years, they will eventually play every song known to man.

But then again, they might not.

P.D.
P.D.
11 months ago

“The Queen of Arts, She Stole The Farts…” no, that’s not it either….

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

It is clear, that this vehicle needs a bigger rear window.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

“They call me the breeze;
I keep blowin’ down the road”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

Painters generally try to avoid leaving bubbles in the paint.

James
James
11 months ago

Prince’s blooper album.

Crow
Crow
11 months ago

All natural aerosol.

Eggrish
Eggrish
11 months ago

Possibly related to Land O’ Lakes butt-er.

markm
markm
11 months ago

Could the last word be an Afrikaans equivalent of the German fahren (to drive)?

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