Ca’t we talk this over?

Problem with Wanders?

The commuter says no.

This is not OK at all! Wher’s the alternate button?

Worry. 420 not found.
So what are you smoking?

O noes! The green screen of derp!

…your EGO and SUPER-EGO are’t supported neither!!

This should be a scene in The Matrix 4. Preferably when some Chinese hacker sidekick attempts to boot into the Matrix’s development branch.

Task worried successfully.

Still better than Windows.

Have you tried switching yourself off and on again?

This is handsomewhere, this seat has been nuked.

All your jokes are belong to us.

Send AUD$1M to: marum@tolpisin.net to have your jokes and puns restored.

Well at least I have an Identity.
You’re the one who should worry you box of bolts!

I only start worrying about my ID after 3 exclamation marks!!!

I propose to change “warning,” “error,” and “critical” log levels to “worry,” “sadness,” and “anguish”.

All your ID are’t belong to us!