Don’t mind the door slamming behind you…

Hey, I tried my shoes before I bought them. They were innocent!

As long as you have happy feet

Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.

Forget the shoes, my feet are killing me!

Emporer Xi will send you off to Xinjang if you don’t.

Can I bring my phone? I don’t know if it’s guilty, but it’s been charged.

“Put off your guilty shoes and dance the blues” — David Bowie

My shoes were set up! Follow the socks if you wanna find the real culprit!

…and you’ll have to crawl in on your knees for good measure.

What’ll happen if I’m rude?
I’M ALREADY GOING TO PRISON!

You’re not strait-laced – you’ve crooked slips of the tongues.
We’ll bring you to heel – your soles are ours.

…and come in politely.

Don’t drop those shoes in the shower

♪♫ Doin’ the prison shuffle, ain’t nuthin’ but a two-step scuffle…♬♫

“On the count of having worn treads, we find the defendants, Adidas Ultraboost 21 Men’s shoes, Solar Yellow, size 11.5, guilty.”  

Miss Manners branches out from summer camp to prison camp.

Feats, don’t fail me now!

Please turn off shoe phones before politely coming.

This might not be Engrish. The Japanese there really does say 獄屋内に入れよ, which is ‘come inside the prison’, and 獄屋 is prison, there’s no confusion there. Perhaps this is for a historical prison in an old castle? Unfortunately the first line is cut off, so we can’t tell what the ‘guilty shoes’ was. It might be prison shoes.

No shooeys.

No sushis.

Those guilty shoes go to sole-itary confinement, in case you were wondering.

Stop resisting!! Stop resisting!

Says the prison guard trying to untie an inmate’s very knotty shoes.

@Shane: The socks? Sounds like it was an inside job. 😛

A shoe in a prison has no concept of infinity. (Old Japanese saying)

@sarusa: this tweet has the full sign https://twitter.com/idwalfisher/status/1119207363334901760/photo/1

@alexmagnus Aha, thanks! That says ‘Jail’ (obviously) then ‘Kokoro yamashiki’ ‘Take off your shoes and enter the prison in a well behaved fashion.’ Kokoro Yamashi is hard to translate, it’s an old word that means your heart or mind is sick, but in the attributive form like this it’s a really archaic way of saying ‘I’m sorry’. So this would be ‘I’m so terribly sorry, but please remove your shoes and…’ The modern word yamasashi means guilty, and that’s probably where ‘guilty shoes’ comes from. So it’s kind of engrish, but I think a lot of modern Japanese people would… Read more »