Have her brakes checked…

Have her brakes checked…

posted on 18 Jul 2021 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Have you tried turning ballerina off and on again?

Photo courtesy of Megan Galloway.
T-shirt spotted in Korea. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 days ago

I like to check the fluid level with my dipstick.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 days ago

Guaranteed to keep tools from rusting.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 days ago

Does she get it from Swan Lake, or does the lake get it from her?

James
James
6 days ago

“Girl you move like water” — David Bowie.

algernon
algernon
6 days ago

Does it leave a trail

algernon
algernon
6 days ago

Must be the dress.

Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
6 days ago

Caution: Wet stage floor!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 days ago

Did she blow a seal?

DrLex
DrLex
6 days ago

It’s the stuff that powers the pirouettes.

Marum
Marum
6 days ago

Ballerina’s Fluid is a lubricant, which stops them squeaking when they do the splits, or high kicks.

CAUTION: Too much, leading to overflowing, may soften the toes of your Pointe Shoes.

Marum
Marum
6 days ago

@Dr Lex….Oh. I thought it was a sauce for Pierogies.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
6 days ago

The little-known follow-up to Sophie’s Choice, Dancer’s Trance, and Blitzen’s Vixen.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
6 days ago

Well, that sorta accounts for them skidmarks on the stage…

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
6 days ago

Wet cleanup on…. oh hell, Earl – bring the whole damn sack of sawdust and wet-vac!

James
James
6 days ago

Is this…seminal fluid? Wait a minute, this isn’t a ballerina!

Boris
Boris
6 days ago

“…not stiff & awkward like a robot. Now keep practicing!”

Last edited 6 days ago by Boris
Marum
Marum
6 days ago

Oil, water, battery. All OK. Now dance, bitch.

Hell! I forgot. She can’t dance. It is my robotized Girlie Doll.

Marum
Marum
5 days ago

Her name is Soozean.

Last edited 5 days ago by Marum
Eggrish
Eggrish
5 days ago

I don’t want to know what Balerina is kissing underneath those sheets, but if it’s of this earth, she needs to kiss harder to extract its fluid.

Last edited 5 days ago by Eggrish
P.D.
P.D.
3 days ago

“Oh, darling, I love you! I want to hold you, kiss you, and vacuum-test your Master Cylinder!”

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