Have her brakes checked…

Have her brakes checked…

posted on 18 Jul 2021 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Have you tried turning ballerina off and on again?

Photo courtesy of Megan Galloway.
T-shirt spotted in Korea. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

I like to check the fluid level with my dipstick.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

Guaranteed to keep tools from rusting.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

Does she get it from Swan Lake, or does the lake get it from her?

James
James
4 months ago

“Girl you move like water” — David Bowie.

algernon
algernon
4 months ago

Does it leave a trail

algernon
algernon
4 months ago

Must be the dress.

Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
4 months ago

Caution: Wet stage floor!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

Did she blow a seal?

DrLex
DrLex
4 months ago

It’s the stuff that powers the pirouettes.

Marum
Marum
4 months ago

Ballerina’s Fluid is a lubricant, which stops them squeaking when they do the splits, or high kicks.

CAUTION: Too much, leading to overflowing, may soften the toes of your Pointe Shoes.

Marum
Marum
4 months ago

@Dr Lex….Oh. I thought it was a sauce for Pierogies.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
4 months ago

The little-known follow-up to Sophie’s Choice, Dancer’s Trance, and Blitzen’s Vixen.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
4 months ago

Well, that sorta accounts for them skidmarks on the stage…

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
4 months ago

Wet cleanup on…. oh hell, Earl – bring the whole damn sack of sawdust and wet-vac!

James
James
4 months ago

Is this…seminal fluid? Wait a minute, this isn’t a ballerina!

Boris
Boris
4 months ago

“…not stiff & awkward like a robot. Now keep practicing!”

Last edited 4 months ago by Boris
Marum
Marum
4 months ago

Oil, water, battery. All OK. Now dance, bitch.

Hell! I forgot. She can’t dance. It is my robotized Girlie Doll.

Marum
Marum
4 months ago

Her name is Soozean.

Last edited 4 months ago by Marum
Eggrish
Eggrish
4 months ago

I don’t want to know what Balerina is kissing underneath those sheets, but if it’s of this earth, she needs to kiss harder to extract its fluid.

Last edited 4 months ago by Eggrish
P.D.
P.D.
4 months ago

“Oh, darling, I love you! I want to hold you, kiss you, and vacuum-test your Master Cylinder!”

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