Join the clud!

Join the clud!

posted on 2 Jul 2021 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Mark Daniel.
Found in Shenzhen, China.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
22 days ago

To B or not to B…. you know the rest.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
22 days ago

Signwriter – you total clob!

algernon
algernon
22 days ago

Full of clots

algernon
algernon
22 days ago

Taste like hmm

James
James
22 days ago

The patrons call themselves…Cluddites.

James
James
22 days ago

Clud I have a cappuccino please?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
22 days ago

A subsidiary of Starducks.

Marum
Marum
22 days ago

It’s Coffee Cold

ergo: Diced Coffee.

Marum
Marum
22 days ago

In the house in Coffee Clod, C’affein lies waiting.

Marum
Marum
22 days ago

Waitresss: You fer coffee?

Customer: No, no! I rike it here!

Marum
Marum
22 days ago

Actually, that happened years ago, at the Mandarin Restaurant in Brissie. We’d had a large function. When the meal was over, the little Chinese girl came round with a pot of coffee.

When she asked me. “You fer coffee?” I replied. “No! I like it here. Haw haw haw.”

My wife got up, and went and sat at the other end of the table.”

Last edited 22 days ago by Marum
Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
22 days ago

Dirty bean water so nice, you’ll feel like you’re on Clud 9!

Marum
Marum
22 days ago

You like Civet poop with that?

Marum
Marum
22 days ago

Do not try this at home. Your moggie may resent being fed whole Coffee Beans.

Marum
Marum
22 days ago

It’s Engrish: It should be; COFFEE CRUD.

Last edited 22 days ago by Marum
Sharon
Sharon
22 days ago

“I had some dreams they were cluds in my coffee, cluds in my coffee…”

Boris
Boris
22 days ago

When they clean the machine – it’s the thing they find in the drain filter.

Boris
Boris
22 days ago

Coffee clud hot, coffee clud cold.
Coffee clud in the cup, nine days old;
Some like it hot, some like it not,
Some dread it in the cup, all things told.

UCity
UCity
22 days ago

@Sharon “You’re so vain, you probably think this sign is about you”.

Chris
Chris
22 days ago

Watch out for CHUDs.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
22 days ago

A subsidiary of Hair Clud for Meb.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
22 days ago

Love to chew my meaty, beefy coffee – all bay long.

Classic Steve
22 days ago

Well, that was cludzy.

Marum
Marum
21 days ago

Who’s the leader of the clud,
That’s mud for you and me,
M-u-c-k-e-y—-M (double o) s-e.

Eggrish
Eggrish
19 days ago

Starbucks get the bugman, coffee clud gets the chud.

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