Join the clud!

Join the clud!

posted on 2 Jul 2021 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Mark Daniel.
Found in Shenzhen, China.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

To B or not to B…. you know the rest.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

Signwriter – you total clob!

algernon
algernon
3 months ago

Full of clots

algernon
algernon
3 months ago

Taste like hmm

James
James
3 months ago

The patrons call themselves…Cluddites.

James
James
3 months ago

Clud I have a cappuccino please?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

A subsidiary of Starducks.

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

It’s Coffee Cold

ergo: Diced Coffee.

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

In the house in Coffee Clod, C’affein lies waiting.

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

Waitresss: You fer coffee?

Customer: No, no! I rike it here!

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

Actually, that happened years ago, at the Mandarin Restaurant in Brissie. We’d had a large function. When the meal was over, the little Chinese girl came round with a pot of coffee.

When she asked me. “You fer coffee?” I replied. “No! I like it here. Haw haw haw.”

My wife got up, and went and sat at the other end of the table.”

Last edited 3 months ago by Marum
Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
3 months ago

Dirty bean water so nice, you’ll feel like you’re on Clud 9!

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

You like Civet poop with that?

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

Do not try this at home. Your moggie may resent being fed whole Coffee Beans.

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

It’s Engrish: It should be; COFFEE CRUD.

Last edited 3 months ago by Marum
Sharon
Sharon
3 months ago

“I had some dreams they were cluds in my coffee, cluds in my coffee…”

Boris
Boris
3 months ago

When they clean the machine – it’s the thing they find in the drain filter.

Boris
Boris
3 months ago

Coffee clud hot, coffee clud cold.
Coffee clud in the cup, nine days old;
Some like it hot, some like it not,
Some dread it in the cup, all things told.

UCity
UCity
3 months ago

@Sharon “You’re so vain, you probably think this sign is about you”.

Chris
Chris
3 months ago

Watch out for CHUDs.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
3 months ago

A subsidiary of Hair Clud for Meb.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
3 months ago

Love to chew my meaty, beefy coffee – all bay long.

Classic Steve
3 months ago

Well, that was cludzy.

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

Who’s the leader of the clud,
That’s mud for you and me,
M-u-c-k-e-y—-M (double o) s-e.

Eggrish
Eggrish
3 months ago

Starbucks get the bugman, coffee clud gets the chud.

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