No thanks, I’ll hold

Has a problem with leaks.

Its s-bend is straight.

They wheel in the one dimension

Press the button and it gives back your deposit.

Does this mean you can get a discount like with dented soup cans?

Caused by a severe case of Taco Bell.

At least an improvement over “Deformed Man End Place”.

Designed by Escher or Dali?

I once saw a handwritten sign saying, “Disabled Shower/Toilet.” Guess it was out of order.

Ah, that’s OK – for what I need to do, a factory-second will do just fine.

Great, just so long as it ain’t decommissioned.

In my experience of France, about half of their toilets are “deformed”. You know what I’m talking about if you’ve been there.

Also in this range: Gilles Deleuze’s post-structuralist toilette. Very unstable to sit on.

Suffer the handicrapped.

Designed for people with huge round bums.

Have you ever gone into a “disabled toilet”?

The seat is too high for the average person to plant their feet on the ground, and the seat has a cut-out at the front, so you can pee on the floor, no trouble.

OK, knowing how some societies view disabled persons…nah, it’s an error.

This toilet is rated to 7.5Gs, 8.9 on the Richter Scale, and an VEI of 7.0
(approx 1.000 times Mt. St Helens)

If that doesn’t disable you, nothing will.