Yeah, I’ll just take a soda…

Yeah, I’ll just take a soda…

posted on 9 Jul 2021 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Mathew Bloch.
Spotted in Nara, Japan. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 months ago

Not if I take the slice of “handy” pizza with the trigger finger on it! Hah!

algernon
algernon
2 months ago

So its the gun in the pocket, not pleased to see you.

algernon
algernon
2 months ago

So its the pizza or the gun

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 months ago

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!”

Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
2 months ago

But I already had my two shots!

Conventi
Conventi
2 months ago

Meet Buono, the Mafia´s hitman.

Boris
Boris
2 months ago

Hmmm … pizza or life? Difficult choice.

Boris
Boris
2 months ago

When you’re just dying for that double-cheese, pepperoni & mushrooms!

UCity
UCity
2 months ago

You’ll burn for this!

Boris
Boris
2 months ago

Tasting lead after mozzarella & tomatoes is pure heaven.

Anonymous
Anonymous
2 months ago

Stop, or my pizza will shoot.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 months ago

Home of the pizza shooters!™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 months ago

Notice: Buono must wash handy after tasty you.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 months ago

Tagline: Once you have our Killer Pizza, you can never go back.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 months ago

If that’s not enough, we get “Tiny Frieda” and “Little Joey” to sit on you.

Chris
Chris
2 months ago

“Leave the gun. Take the pizza.”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 months ago

Sponsors of the annual Victor Buono lookalike contest!

Classic Steve
2 months ago

I’d sooner expect this from Little Caesar.

DrLex
DrLex
2 months ago

Something tells me this is not a good business model.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 months ago

Another bizarre fad: photobooth pizza… both served from the same slot, behind the little black curtain.

UCity
UCity
2 months ago

You see that pepperoni, sausage, and ground beef? Those animals ate handy pizza.

Marum
Marum
2 months ago

HAIL PIZZA!

We who are about to die, salute you.

The Dude
The Dude
2 months ago

Buono’s gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse!

Eggrish
Eggrish
2 months ago

Rest In Pepperoni, dear Customer. That’ll be $8.99 first though.

Eggrish
Eggrish
2 months ago

I make you an offer you can’t refuse: hand tossed pizza or your hands tossed on the pizza.

Marum
Marum
2 months ago

After the Pizza, we send you to the “Soup Maker”.

Marum
Marum
2 months ago

He will dissolve any relationship we may have had.

Marum
Marum
2 months ago

Yeah, He’ll just take a the caustic soda…Posted On 9 Jul 2021 In Signs

P.D.
P.D.
2 months ago

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James
James
2 months ago

Buono, the least friendly member of U2.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 months ago

Death by Chocolate, Death by Pizza – decisions, decisions…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 months ago

Cheese it – the cops!

Boris
Boris
2 months ago

This condition from ‘Buono’ only applies
if you put pineapple on your pizza.

Boris
Boris
2 months ago

Pizza so good you have to bite the bullet for it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 months ago

Get me my attorney! I’m filing a lawshoot!

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