This is how corn gets you…

This is how corn gets you…

posted on 16 Aug 2021 in Chinglish, Menus

I always get the pork and the corn mixed up…

Photo courtesy of Olga Kuznetsova.
Menu spotted in China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

If you think you’d like to pork a bbq, I got a hot tip for ya!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

Corny friends may be “special”, but they’re not that deep.

algernon
algernon
3 months ago

Taste like scratchings?

algernon
algernon
3 months ago

What did the dog do to be deep fried.

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

#489 was the King’s favourite.

One could say:

It was; The Royal order of The Pork Stalk.

Boris
Boris
3 months ago

(0281) 特别害怕朋友的阴茎 Deep friend penis special quail ¥69

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

@Boris. Don’t be afraid. Just take a deep breath and try to relax. 🙁

Boris
Boris
3 months ago

At first the menu was seeming,
Mediterranean.
Later, what critters where teeming,
subterranean?

Boris
Boris
3 months ago

@Marum. Are you making an innuendo behind my proctologist?

Chris
Chris
3 months ago

@ Boris: At whose endo?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

I hope that’s not lung of radder.

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

“Innuendo” is an old Italiano insult.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
3 months ago

C’mon, Honey – let’s turn up the heat and do it BBQ style!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
3 months ago

Looking for some deep friend special corn?

Don’t forget to try it with the “local special eggplant,” as the locals say.

[taps side of nose]

… if you know what I mean.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
3 months ago

TV news teaser: Vegan protesters run amok at Meat Fest – tonight at eleven!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
3 months ago

[expressing faux outrage to wait staff member] What?! No oyster penis bread tonight?!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
3 months ago

So, they buy their food supplies at CornWholed Foods?

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
3 months ago

Sorry, we’re out of the Lock, Stock, and Barrel Special today.
How about some Lung, Tongue, and Well-Hung instead?

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