This is how corn gets you…

This is how corn gets you…

posted on 16 Aug 2021 in Chinglish, Menus

I always get the pork and the corn mixed up…

Photo courtesy of Olga Kuznetsova.
Menu spotted in China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

If you think you’d like to pork a bbq, I got a hot tip for ya!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

Corny friends may be “special”, but they’re not that deep.

algernon
algernon
10 months ago

Taste like scratchings?

algernon
algernon
10 months ago

What did the dog do to be deep fried.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

#489 was the King’s favourite.

One could say:

It was; The Royal order of The Pork Stalk.

Boris
Boris
10 months ago

(0281) 特别害怕朋友的阴茎 Deep friend penis special quail ¥69

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

@Boris. Don’t be afraid. Just take a deep breath and try to relax. 🙁

Boris
Boris
10 months ago

At first the menu was seeming,
Mediterranean.
Later, what critters where teeming,
subterranean?

Boris
Boris
10 months ago

@Marum. Are you making an innuendo behind my proctologist?

Chris
Chris
10 months ago

@ Boris: At whose endo?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

I hope that’s not lung of radder.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

“Innuendo” is an old Italiano insult.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
10 months ago

C’mon, Honey – let’s turn up the heat and do it BBQ style!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
10 months ago

Looking for some deep friend special corn?

Don’t forget to try it with the “local special eggplant,” as the locals say.

[taps side of nose]

… if you know what I mean.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
10 months ago

TV news teaser: Vegan protesters run amok at Meat Fest – tonight at eleven!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
10 months ago

[expressing faux outrage to wait staff member] What?! No oyster penis bread tonight?!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
10 months ago

So, they buy their food supplies at CornWholed Foods?

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
10 months ago

Sorry, we’re out of the Lock, Stock, and Barrel Special today.
How about some Lung, Tongue, and Well-Hung instead?

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