Virtual arthropod
posted on 2 Mar 2013 in Snacks
Photo courtesy of Tom Niski.
Found in Yamagata, Japan.
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Computer prawn
They are when they thaw
Mmmm… Baby Aliens!
Virtual shrimps!
Pr0wns.
Fresh shrimps, right off the net.
How does it feel
To love an electric eel
And borrow anything you cannot steal
(To the tune of Dylan’s “Like a Rolling Stone”)
Pirates from the Crustaceans
They can’t be fresh if they’re frozen
This shrimps were back-traced and reported to the Cyber Shocker.
As you can see, consequences will never be the same.
I just discovered my computer is a piece of crab!
Oh… Are they… DEAD?!!!!
“Shrimp Austin, aquanaut, a crustacean frozen alive.
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him, we have the technology.
We have the capability to make the world’s first Bionic Shrimp.”
Do the Fish Board’s computers dream of bionic Prawns?
Synthetic prawns, designed by the Lithographic Man from the Plasticine age.
Bionic Prawns stick fish hooks in you.
Bionic prawn grab the fish by the throat until you reel them in.
Allied Pacific is a subsidiary of Alien Pacific whose headquarter is at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean
They look like regular computer worms
3-D printer food.
Cyber-method of use:
1. Connect Shrimp to your computer with active Internet connection
2. It is recommended to connect via USB (Universal Shrimp Bus)
3. Remove all horses, worms, viruses, bacteria and other epidemy
4. Don’t put Shrimp on your motherbeard – your computer will freeze
5. You can use lobster as a mouse
6. Be shocked – fried shrimps!
NOTE: If your computer or Shrimp frequently freezes, use a microwave
@72rd. Yes they can. They be “freshly frozen”. theyr’arrrrr.
OMG IQF!
@ Marum, @ jjhitt : Let’s say if they’re frozen, they’re fresh (freshly frozen or frozenly fresh). But that means, if they’re not frozen, and came directly from the fisherman’s net, they’re not fresh! It’s so simple.
PS: That’s called IQF – IQ of Frozen!
They’re just an app…
A virtual galaxy of Prawns.
” Fresh Frozen Shrimp”
Try saying that five times fast.
PPVD IQF . . . when ENGrish turns GIBBErish ?
Someone’s been trolling for prawns.
Perfectly Programmed Virtual Dish
Internet Quasi-Food.
We are the Cybermen. You will be upgraded or deleted. Bzzzz
From PrawnBrokers watch TV.
hmmmmmm..can’t really come up with anything here until I see what happens once the bag is open.
Put either one or two of these anywhere and it’s gonna stink.
zigg
Fresh level Digimon
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