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Hand over the friend and nobody gets hurt…
We’re long past the time of lonesomely
Photo courtesy of Michelle La Cour.
Back side of the box for a doll named Bettina.
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Do you have to blow it up
Sounds like a onanists dream
Don’t accompany me, you don’t know where I’ve been
She’s micro-soft
Isn’t that first sentence a line from “The Court of King Caractacus?
I’m accompanying myself to a movie tonight because I am forever alone
I only like to accompany me if I’m walking, otherwise I get into arguments over which one of me is going to drive.
Bettina. A person of the opposite of the sex.
Yes, don’t be selfish and keep your friend all for yourself.
I’d rather have you hand over your money, then I will have friends.
Don’t be hard on the soft lady!
Yes indeed. Give your friend a handover. He will enjoy it.
Isn’t that strange?.Soft ladies, hard men, are what is needed.
I guess there is little need doe “soft” men.
Doe?? – for.
.Bettina good time.
@BFC. “Tis preferable to be hard – IN – the soft lady.
Like the old saying: Masturbation is preferable to prostitution.
You get a better class of women.
When Jackie Kennedy married Onassis , she was wondering what to give him for a birthday present.
She was going to get him a Yacht, but he had dozens of yachts.
Then the thought she would give him a ship, but he had hundreds of ships.
So she gave him a little tug instead.
A Kathoey doll?
Some of my best friends are me
He’s got Betty Davis eyes!
Brooklyn : Lollipop He Lady World Capitol.
Bettina. I bet she’s better in bed
I’m confused of the gender of this Bettina.
I always accompany me.
Is this generous, gentle, soft noblewoman of the vogue the Queen? Or is she just not special enough for that?
“Say hello to my leetle friend”!
Vogue ? Do you mean Madonna ?