Available at Whore Foods…

I like my eggslut sunny side up 😛

Official food of the Suck Ho building (French division?)

Goes well with the whore sause

What’s eggslut to you is greek to me

You just know the egg Frenches too.

She must have balls …

– Waiter! Is she hard-boiled?
– Unfortunately, Sir, she’s toast.

An eggslut doesn’t just get a toast, she gets an ova-tion.

Eggslut: a hen that can’t get enough cock.

– Waiter, this slut is runny!
– Don’t worry, Sir. No fast foot has ever escaped from here.

Or would you prefer Wanton Soup?

This is why I quit eating breakfast at Denny’s.

What did you think “over easy” meant, anyway?

Give the waitress a tip.

How many times does this egg need to get laid, anyway?

You can buy 2 at the same price at WhoreMart.

Try also our barked French slut with cello phone. It speaks English!

Humpty Dumpty’s secret mistress.

But as with many eggstra-marital relationships, this one eventually went rotten. Rumors are that she pushed him off that wall.

Is the egg in that jar or is it hiding behind that mountain of broccoli?

Omelet this one pass.

I can’t think of any good yolks for this one.

The breakfast that wants to be eaten!

– Waiter! One more slut and I scream!

The sad story of what happened to Henny Penny after she became a meth addict.

After Skye had fallen, she became a eggslut.
And she had several rolls for breakfast every day.

She also part-timed as a Sashimi Plate at night.

Definitely free-range.

The French toast is only the first course.

Actually that’s not engrish. It is exactly what it’s supposed to say: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggslut

If you come for brunch and you bring your singles, we’ll throw in a “tossed salad.”

I thought a French toast WAS an eggslut!

Eggslut wants to be scrambled long time!

Two Eggs One Jar

Can I have an eggslut and a dinner roll in the hay, please.

How whoresome

Also try the tramp tarts

I like the eggslut over easy