I’m por-choice.

Very speed, much styrish!

I have a Mercedes Benzene T-shirt that was made in Manygerm.

Excuse me while I put man purse in Prosche.

he will probably be AUDIted for authenticity.

My favorite sprots car.

He probably wears a Rlolex.

He also has shirts from Ramborghini and Fellali.

Not a 365 or 911, it’s a 404.

@Ben: I had a Fellalio. It sucked.

He drives a Prosche Spider.

Traded in the Big Led Cadarrac for a Prosche.

I like fliarri

Bloxer maybe

I am very poch, that’s why I drives a prosche. Check out my Guccio bag as well.

No little demon hand!
You can’t drive my Prosche!

I give him borhug!

On his man-bag there is an Atson Mratin logo.

♫”O’ Lord won’t you buy me a Mercedes Blendz.
My friends all drive Prosches,
I must make a Mendez.♪

From the same shop who repaired this guy’s:
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/social/porsche-owner-takes-car-repairs-mechanics-make-surprising-error-photos

They are semi-literate.

The signs they put on interstate trucks are all misspelt.

I(nterstate?
I didn’t know trucks were supposed to make wills.

It’s just a fancy Vorkswagin.

Try something different, like a Lesux or Acrua.

Come on, people – it’s only two mixed letters!

And then, imagine a T-shirt with ‘PORSCHE’ written on it …

‘CONSCHE’ is the key!

What´s that creepy hand coming out of his purse !?

Prosze

does it do 0-60 in 5.6 cesonds?

I read a science fiction story years ago when two graffiti vandals found a car and knew it belonged to some space aliens because one of them recognized that it said “PROSCHE” upon it. The other vandal was not good at spelling.

@ Long Tom: Aliengrish! We need a new site. 😉

Perfect match for the LAMBROGHINI

My neighbor got her 911 repainted, it came back a Porshec. She had the only one in LA…loved it!

It’s not pronounced ‘Prosh’, it’s ‘Prosche’.

Buying a Porsche T-shirt would have been much more expensive.

And this is why you NEVER hire the person who came in last place at the spelling bee…