Who needs weight loss…

Goes well with the fatty tea

A different take on the muffin top

The muffin is SO dry that it makes you blubber when you talk from absorbing all the moisture in your mouth.

The Pan Cakes are from Neverland.

So that’s what the Japanese are doing with all those whales.

A Pan Cake is SO hard that it cracks your teeth when you bite into the metal.

Please also try our rubbery muffin.

That’s a whale of a good muffin.

We must have sat in the BBW section.

Explorer: When I was exploring in Antarctica, all we had left to eat was candles and blubber for months.

Listener: Don’t blame you mate. I’d blubber too if all I had to eat was candles.

Customer: waiter! These muffins are blubbery.
Waiter: Ah! Horry cow sir! I’m so grad you rike them.

You’ll blubber too, when you find out the price.

Oprah Winfrey’s favourite feud.

Sounds like a passive-aggresive nickname for your spouse.

This is part of the Seafood Diet.

See food—-Eat food.

Blueberries make you blubbery.

There’s something fishy about this…no, wait – that’s not right, either.

If a blubbery muffin was served with your coffee you would have grounds for complaint.

The muffin must be blubbering from seeing the “baked bads” incident on My Little Pony.

A favorite of the Inuit people.

A Pan Cake is one that never grows old.

Guess the muffin is emotional. (My brain corrected the misspelling when I 1st read it :O )

Muffin blues:

You know my blubber left me
She waddled out that door
And all she really left me
Was muf-fins galore….

Oh, suck it up, Muffin, crying will get you nowhere.