Better than in the car.

Was that a speed bump I ran over

Baby hitchhikers don’t keep the thumb out. They keep it in their mouth.

Poor baby never saw it coming

Must be the second child

Baby Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Freeway System.

– Why did the dead baby cross the road?
– Because it was glued to the sticker!

– Hey, baby! Need an over-ride?

@algernon: Now it is Baby on Bumper

Slowing the traffic to a crawl.

Justin Bieber on car stereo.

Badass Baby with stone tomahawk on road.

Baby? I thought it was a speedbump. Let me back up and check.

And this is why you should never use a homemade car seat.

Dammit Gale, you never leave a man behind!

Black babies matter!

Wearing a reflective vest AND holding a beer. Party on, dude!

Originally, it was Baby On Car. But then they drove off.

Engrish, or made by someone trying not to succumb to temptation? Kind of like the song “Rock a Bye Baby”, where someone has put the kid up in a tree.

Best ever!

Every time I see a car with a “Baby On Board” sign, I try extra hard not to crash into it.

Baby’s on the road again, wearin’ different clothes again

-( Manfred Mann)

@ Huu Yuu: Dunno I’ll phone

How’s my crawling? Call 1-800-***-****

Unwanted girl on road.

I hope children services doesn’t ask about the road rash.

Makin poo-poo with my friends,
I can.t wait to get on the road again….

Wirrie nerrson

The answer to the world’s population problem?

Algernon: that wasn’t a speed bump. It was a baby bump.

Well it is holding an axe. Thanks for the obvious warning, helpful sign.

Living proof that the Globe is grossly overpopulated

Here Baby is/On the road again
Here it is/Up on the stage
There it goes/Playin’ the star again
There it goes/Turn the page

Fat B*stard’s car, obviously. Call Austin Powers ASAP.