It can be nothing else.

Gee I’m glad I thought we’d lost it

But not that one I guess. It might serve blubbery muffins or fatty tea

You are buying at here

Please use this one vending machine

Oh … I thought it was THAT one

But where is it?

Insert coins in it you will.

A vending machine is this one
It stands here in the hall
You put your money in the slot
And out comes sweet f**k all.

Coke. Or no Coke. There is no Pepsi.

These are not the drinks you’re looking for.

@DnT & DrLex: The images of the bottle and could almost be silhouettes of C-3PO and R2-D2

Vending machine is at there.

“A little more to the right… Warmer…. Warmerer… Cold!”
“Oh damn..”
“No you got it! The drinks are cold”

The machine is actually downstairs in a locked abandoned toilet with a sign on the inner side of the door that says ‘THIS IS NOT HERE’

Wait, you forgot to pan back so we could see the rest of the universe in the picture.

What the Oracle said was true!

Ceci n’est pas une vending machine.

@iLock: That’s not a could, it’s a can. 😛

Episode IV: A New Coke.

There can be only one.

The definitive: THE VENDING MACHINE.

1ST COMMANDMENT:

I AM THY VENDING MACHINE, AND THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER VENDING MACHINE THAN ME!

You found the vending machine! A winner is you!

This is not the vending machine you are looking for.

Looks like a Coke bottle…it must be this real thing.

@Droll not Troll: Hahahaha, I just saw that. I actually had typed
can first, finished my sentence, then went back and deleted it… maybe
mistakenly thinking can and could next to each other looked wrong.
I also spelled your name wrong (abbreviated) but I’ve seen others
do it, so thought you’d be ok with it – I wasn’t the first one 😉
….This is Engrish.com after all! =)

@Droll not Troll: Forgot the question mark.
…so thought you’d be ok with it?

I, a soda shall drink.

The vending machine is disguised as a 6’8″, 350-pound, construction worker.

That’s the One that I want, hu hu hu…

A customer is me.